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Latino Meat Shank

When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.

According to HOMOPHOBIC BATMAN on youtube.
John: What happened to your face!

Steve: Some guy strapped me down and gave me a Latino Meat Shank.
by FPSjeremy August 11, 2010
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BIG MEAT JIMMY

He has the biggest cock on the planet and is only 14. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these hoes.
BTI: dude I think Big Meat Jimmy is coming to my house
Zeyy: oh no hes gonna fuck your mom just like he fucked my mom
BTI: 😥
by LavaPancakes December 18, 2019
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meat inspector

A person who likes to look and examine cocks.
Wow.........that meyer kid is a true fuckin meat inspector!
by Eli Steinman November 10, 2007
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Meat Train

I talked to Jackie the other day, and she seemed like she wanted to take another ride on my meat train!
by Skipper O'Donnehue July 6, 2005
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Meat Guillotine

Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.
Hey John's sleeping, he's going to get a meat guillotine.
by SophiasMomma24 March 12, 2015
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meat slinky

1. large, flaccid penis

2. prolapsed rectum

3. undercooked, mysterious street-vendor fare
"This cheese-steak eats like a bun full of meat slinkys."

"Oh, I guess I'll get some falafel instead."
by errataagain October 6, 2009
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bedazzled meat curtains

When a girl pierces and adorns has her labia minora with beautiful jewels and pearls. What Crystal Rose has.
When asked "do you have any other piercings?" I say "yes I have bedazzled meat curtains"!
by Crystal Rose March 12, 2010
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