meater cheater

A married man who cheats.

Ronnie Lott is a meater cheater.

by Lori September 4, 2003

meggers

drummer for the casualties hottest fucker ever.

meggers belongs to me

by nikki February 16, 2005

Meggers

Meggers, also known as Megan, is the most amazing girl you'll ever come across in your entire lifetime. She's absolutely perfect, it's impossible to find a single flaw. If you're ever to come across her, you'd most likely die of awe. Some characteristics of her would be amazing, beautiful, smart, sweet, charming, lovable, funny, sarcastic, cute, heart-warming, pretty, adorable, and the list goes on. She's perfect in every way, she has a great sense of humor, charm that no one can resist, ideas that cannot be ignored, eyes that could light the night sky, the mind of a genius, heart of a lion, and the beauty of a goddess. She's the kind of girl you'd want to grow old with, and tell your children's children about. On a scale of 1-10, 10 being the highest, she's easily ranked ∞. She can put a smile on anyone's face, cast a spell on any guys heart, and cheer you up at the worst of times. You can tell her anything, rely on her to keep a promise, and know she'll be there when you need her most. As kindhearted as she may be, she can also fuck shit up. She's the last person yo'd want to lose, and definitely the girl of any guys dreams. When you talk to Megan second turn into minutes, as minutes turn to hours, hours to days, days to weeks, as weeks turn to months, and (if you're lucky) months turn to years. Anything and everything Meggers says is worth a thousand words. I could go on about her, but I won't, there is much to be said. I love you, Meggers <3. -Karan :$

Example 1:
Karan: Hey what's the difference between being Megan, and being perfect?
Person: What?
Karan: Nothing.

Example 2:
Karan: wat.
Megan: KARAN MOMENT!

Example 3:
I don't know if this is an example, but I love Meggers <3.

by karanrunsshit June 15, 2012

meader

To correct the above, a Meader cannot be from Bedminster, or would be a "Bemmie" (simler, but diffren plume-age). Vicky pollard type, the large hooped earrings and tightly pulled-back hair are essential to the definition. Oh, and they nicked the Vicky character from Carl Mimms "she go" girl, based on a Norwich estate

"No point going down town on tuesday nights, everywhere's full of 14-year-old meaders

by henrynavigator December 20, 2004

Megert

cum after it gooes up and coagulates. Probably smells like that Chinese food you had last Friday sitting in your bedroom drawer

I found a megert the size of a quarter panties after I saw Eli tonight

by Sexymarx December 5, 2018

merger of equals

When one company merges with the other to jack it up.

The merger of equals between Mercedes and Chrysler. 10 years later they're F-ing broke and Mercedes is trying to drop them like a bad habit.

by OoTLink March 31, 2007

MERGERT

a jerk..somebody that does something to make u mad..or say..can be childish or petty..use wisley..can be said in a playing manner..

WHY DID SHE GOOGLE THAT BABY AND SAY IT WAS HERS--UGH SHE'S SUCH A MERGERT

by KELLYKELLS |IRD| August 5, 2009