The act of taping your weiner to your stomach, covering it in toothpaste, and doing chin-ups, all while your victim is laying sideways, getting a nice dentist visit from your cock.
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When you're urinating outdoors in a Manitoba winter and it's -40C with the windchill, and you're trying to push as little of your penis as possible out of your snowmobile suit such that you don't get suffer a frostbitten penis, and at the same time don't urinate in your snowmobile suit.
It takes years for Manitobans to perfect the Manitoba Tuck, eh. Every Manitoban can tell you awful stories about the agony of having a frostbitten penis, and the shame of walking into a bar in a pissed up skidoo suit.
The famous Manitoba Tuck used by curlers is named after the delicate act of pissing outdoors in a Manitoba winter while wearing a snowsuit. Both are a delicate balancing act that take time to master, but can bring great benefits.
The famous Manitoba Tuck used by curlers is named after the delicate act of pissing outdoors in a Manitoba winter while wearing a snowsuit. Both are a delicate balancing act that take time to master, but can bring great benefits.
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Get the Manitoban Thrust mug.Manitoba mittens is when someone in Manitoba is holding two drinks, one in each hand, in the dead of winter.
Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.
Often leads to a winnipeg handshake.
So I was rolling with the Manitoba mittens, and some idiot from St Norbert got in my face, so I gave him the winnipeg handshake.
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Regular people cannot commit this act because you need to hold a position of authority of some sort because otherwise it is just knows as being a general asshole.
You can be Manitowoc-ed though by bosses, teachers, lawyers and any other person with a false sense of superiority and anything goes if they believe it is for the common good.
Regular people cannot commit this act because you need to hold a position of authority of some sort because otherwise it is just knows as being a general asshole.
You can be Manitowoc-ed though by bosses, teachers, lawyers and any other person with a false sense of superiority and anything goes if they believe it is for the common good.
I have never been so Manitowoc-ed in my life, they planted weed, yelled stop resisting while beating the shit out of me and then hit each other and said I did it.
by Kev1969 September 27, 2017
Get the Manitowoc-ed mug.Camp manitou is a place located in middle of nowhere Maine and is a terrible place to send ur kids sending ur kids to camp manitou is A great decision to send your kid for the summer
Kid #1 what are u doing this summer
Kid #2 I'm going to Camp Manitou
Kid #1 good luck with that one buddy
Kid #2 I'm going to Camp Manitou
Kid #1 good luck with that one buddy
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