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The Mayer

Also known as the "stick, lick and poke", The Mayer describes when John Mayer fingers his asshole, give it a taste, then jams his fingers in his nostrils.
I was looking for a little love on the weekend, so I lit some candles and gave myself The Mayer
by deevis January 14, 2017
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noah mayer

Yo Preston ur nice jus like Noah mayer
by Noah pollock Mayer February 15, 2018
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mayer mayes

best darn crip walker
and dante marvin fan
'omg is that mayer mayes?'

'yea she also is good at the renegade'
by mayer mayes fan January 21, 2023
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Big Oscar mayer Syndrome

Big pee pee

Only affects 1 out of 10 men Worldwide

But mainly just 405Richman
“Dang 405richman you still stuffing from Big Oscar mayer Syndrome
by Richman405 February 12, 2022
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Chelsea mayers

Chelsea mayers is a lovely gal and has a fit brother with even fitter sideburns.
Jonathon: Omg there’s Chelsea mayers she’s so fit! I’m literally in love.

Jonathons friend: I thought you were gay?

Jonathon: not if she exists ;)
by Ur.mums.a.fitty.69 May 22, 2022
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John Mayer

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john mayer: dickhead who can’t date woman his age
by 19stooyoungtobemessedwith June 25, 2023
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Mayer

The kid everyone hates because he can't speak like a normal human and blames everything on his ADHD.
That nerd in my class is such a Mayer!
by Where'sTheLambSauce January 25, 2017
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