John Mayer

Long were the nights when my days once revolved around you
Counting my footsteps,
Praying the floor won't fall through, again
My mother accused me of losing my mind,
But I swore I was fine, you paint me a blue sky
And go back and turn it to rain
And I lived in your chess game,
But you changed the rules every day
Wondering which version of you I might get on the phone
Tonight, well I stopped picking up, and this song is to let you know why

*chorus*
Well maybe it's me and my blind optimism to blame
Maybe it's you and your sick need to give love then take it away
And you'll add my name to your long list of traitors who don't understand
And I'll look back and regret how I ignored when they said "run as fast as you can"
*chorus*
I should've known
You are an expert at sorry,
And keeping the lines blurry
Never impressed by me acing your tests
All the girls that you've run dry
Have tired, lifeless eyes
'Cause you burned them out
But I took your matches before fire could catch me,
So don't look now, I'm shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town
Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress, cried the whole way home.
I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress wrote you a song
You should've known, you should've known
Don't you think I was too young? You should've known

swiftie: ughhh john mayer’s a dick
other swiftie: yess 100% omg
swiftie:let’s get married
other swiftie: OK BUTCH LEGGO

by inlovewitharianagrande July 17, 2021

Mayer

A very Sexy person. Often recognized as the boss. He owns at everything he does.

Damn I wish I was a Mayer....

by Bonesaws November 24, 2009

makeout hobo

holy crap yall dont know about the make out hobo! he is a guy who wanders the continental U.S. in his van. the way to greet him is with whiskey and a high five ( for guys) or makeouts(for girls). he is like the bhudda and david lee roth. or la fonz maybe.

i gave the makeout hobo some whiskey and my girlfriend. he liked both.

by scrambled eggs August 21, 2006

Makeout Bitch

A third person, added to a couples' plans so that the couples' parents think it is a group activity

Sarah the makeout bitch sat in the corner while Tim and Jane went at it

by AE June 19, 2006

mayeule

Mayeule is a lovely true warmhearted kind and exceptional girl. Joking shes an absolute mental woman who needs to be locked up at all times. If u ever see her out and about please contact your nearest vet as they might need to tranquilize her to sleep.

Ex: "OH LORD JESUS MARIAN JOSEPH THERES A MAYEULE, CALL THE VET"

by poseidonswagbag October 6, 2013

Mayela

Mayela is a kind hearted girl, which come included with a great amount of craziness. Shes up for anything at mostly anytime. Values honestly and kindness against and so when mayela asks something it means she already knows. Don’t let her appearance fool you, she might be active but her love for sleep is over the top

That’s so mayela of you!
Hey, here come the mayela

by chicken chuck Thunder November 23, 2021

dirty maye

When a girl falls in love with emotionally manipulative Hispanic soccer players and complains about them on her private story each night

Dude, you’re doing a Dirty Maye again, maybe try to delete Snapchat and be single for a while.

by Oliver the towel April 15, 2020