mattye

A very kind and lovable person :)

Mattye is great at making jokes!!

by IneedHalp March 21, 2018

Matty

A kid that plays happy wheels in class and has a very classy attitude, mans amazing he a keeper

matty is lit fam

by Purewaterdrinking November 20, 2018

el mattador

When you've done a great piece of work that astounds everyone and they think it's the best work anyone ever did - that's known as pulling an El Mattador. It's a phrase synonymous with awesome work - particularly in the field of digital communcations.

Wow - that project was all done on time, saved us gazzillions of pounds and has saved the lives of everyone on the planet - nice one El Mattador

by El Mattador July 24, 2015

Matty chan

A little lanky asian boy who continuously asks young innocent girls for nudes.He has no self respect and worst of all no respect for women. He thinks he’s a roadman and likes to be called a chigga...
He is confident and pretends to be popular but is actually a pale pasty spotty kid who jacks off on photos of young girls (these girls are fully clothed). He likes to video himself doing this creepy ass shit and send it to the girls he’s jacking off on. You’ll be having a conversation with him and he will say, ruffly every 10 minutes, that he needs to pause because this (perfectly normal convo) is turning him on so much that he needs to beat his meat. idk how he handles his never ending jizz machine in class.

Person 1: this weird asian boy keeps asking me for nudes. Idk who it is!

Person 2: must be Matty Chan. The only weirdo horny enough to ask you, a 11 year old for nudes.

Person 3: omg he’s a constant jizz machine!!

by Your dads my bitch May 6, 2018

Matty

noun.

One of the sweetest guys you will ever encounter.

When you meet him it's hard not to be instantly taken in by his goofy charm and contagious, genuine smile. He is a loyal friend is always there to listen. He gives perfect hugs and will do his best to cheer you up. Matty is incredibly patient. He is always friendly, always up for fun and honest. He is one of the last real men left on this earth. He knows how to treat a girl right, and will surpass even the highest expectations if she treats him right too.

Matty's make great friends and perfect boyfriends.

They're sweethearts who know how to be guys' guys and still sweet to their girls.

We should go ask Matty to come along, he makes everything more fun.

by zooface2 May 26, 2011

Matty

Matty

An EXTREMELY good looking, charming, perfect, beautiful Korean guy that created a famous "video" with his trisexual, vietnamese, partner-in-crime named huy.

Person 1: "Did you see Matty and Huy's sexy new video??"

Person 2: "Yeah it was amazing!!"

by ltny39 January 25, 2011

Matty Drunk

Matty Drunk is a state of intoxication from excessive binge drinking to the point of complete obliteration. The person who is "Matty Drunk" may dose off in bars/clubs/pubs/camping trips or curbs. The person may fall over several times on any given night. If you have nice shoes, hide them because a “Matty Drunk” could mistake them for his own and walk out of the party wearing YOUR SHOES!!! The person will most likly put more food on the ground then in his mouth. The person who is "Matty Drunk" may refer to the same few words over and over again such as "getter done, doosh bag, dooshee, and a little weird" even when it's not a "little weird" making the “Matty Drunk” “very weird”. The person may play an imaginary guitar called an "air guitar" several times in one night. The person who is "Matty Drunk" will become destructive and verbally abusive to bums, sergeants, people he does not know and maybe even you.

Matty Drunk says: "Hey dew I just broke my key off in my apartment building lobby door, I can't get inside now, oh man I am so Matty Drunk"

Lips(Ryan) replies: "yes, yes you are"

by Lips (Ryan) June 3, 2008