Salt mates

When two bitches are salty af together

Bruh we are soul mates those bitches are salt mates

by Envisions June 10, 2015

the matas

a really little quote little dance move that involves being Italian

my man just came into the matas like a beast

by mr.im just that much better January 6, 2022

Quick Maths

A phrase used to simplify 2+2=4 4-1=3 used by Big Shaq (the one and only) in his one (and only) song, Man's Not Hot.

Ol' tight be geddem as wew. Boom. 2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths.

by Poopoocacaheadblackaisan January 12, 2018

mattsturbate

Manual sexual gratification inflicted by your own hand while thinking of or watching someone with the name Matt.

Thinking about Matthew McConaughey playing his bongos naked made me so horny that I had to go into the bathroom and mattsturbate.

by Aggggggggggg January 10, 2011

matass

The fat lead singer of the alternative rock band, Kill Hannah, Mat Devine. Also a very bad insult for somebody of the overweight/obese class.

"You stupid matass, you're fatter than that singer of the greatest band of all time!"
<br>"Gerard Way?"
<br>"Mat Devine!"

by Fayth. February 9, 2008

Mathsgasm

When you do really good at some maths and it feels like you just exploded in your pants a little because of how awesome the maths you just did was.

Alex: When I discovered the equation for the sum of a sequence I had an extreme mathsgasm.

by Mathcore January 13, 2010

Mates

Dickheads who you do fun stuff with.

"Goin town with some mates'

by Micheal 'jamooonnn' Jackson July 21, 2016