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Matteo

Matteo is a god he is the sexiest person in the world. He knows how to treat a woman. You will not resist him. He will usually be the best at Soccer and Math.
Person 1: Oh my god did you see Matteo?
Person 2: Yeah he's so hot!
by juventusu-11 December 14, 2021
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Matteo

Is better than Olof at mobile games and at least a hundred times better at Mario Kart
„Matteo is better than Olof"
by onlytruthnofake November 14, 2021
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luca matteo pirretti

He have a very huge cock and is a very strong person not only bodily even mental strength. He is sexy as fuck and going for your mom tonight.
Luca Matteo Pirretti is a sinonym for sexyness.
by Ullis the biggest March 8, 2022
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Matteo Montesi

An Italian YouTuber

Most known for his bigotry...

He often explores abandoned buildings or the wild nature
His most known line is "Guai a te Christian Airte, Christian Airte, guai a te!
Referred to another YouTuber called "Christian Ice" (misspelled Airte)
Whom made a YTP about Montesi that Montesi himself felt as "offensive and Satanic".
Matteo Montesi is cool! He often visits abandoned houses!
by Ohrtheon Luxfulgor March 25, 2022
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when the gift of God is a fuckboi
Girl A: I wanna date that boy
Boy: As in me cause I'm the gift of God after all
Girl B: Haha stfu Matteo
by suck_my_d33 August 30, 2025
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Matteo

Italian slang word for glory hole, or performing a blowjob in a toilet
Oh wow, I like him, do you think he would fancy a Matteo later?

Of course, he loves a blow job through a hole in the toilet
by Allovesit September 25, 2025
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the most gorgeous boy in the entire world. christian, loyal, and smart. if you ever cross paths with a matteo, don’t ever lose that man. he will be the best husband and father to your kids. he will defend you and never let u go no matter what.
matteo is the most fine shyt everrr
by lily123456789456889 January 10, 2026
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