Joseph Mata

A man who like to ride other dudes and likes to fantasize about under aged girls and boys

Ex: Joseph Mata is starring at my 5 year old sister while drooling

by Mr Mx hammer July 4, 2020

Mata

Noun
Pronounced "Mah-T-Waaaa"

- oral stimulation of the penis
- Head
- Blowjob

Bae on the period I still need that Mata.

"Bro she gave the Mata in the back seat."

by Elfresh January 22, 2023

The Skiing Matas

When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.

Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."

by Erwien February 23, 2023

mata

another word for a handjob

she didn’t give me neck, but i got that mata

by jay blixky January 5, 2020

Mata

The best person you will ever meet

Mata is the best person you will ever meet.

by Unbroken115 August 6, 2023

fredy mata

Any man named this gets no bitches and probably looks like a rat

Fredy mata gets no bitches

by Gritty Mankey Man February 10, 2022