speed masturbation

To masturbate furious and achieve orgasm in a matter of seconds. Usually happens when a man suffers premature ejaculation or when he has very little time to masturbate.

I once did speed masturbation and climaxed in 15 seconds- a personal best.

by Skyboy September 22, 2005

Imagination Masturbation

The act of auto-genital stimulation to climax in the absence of compelling visual stimuli such as videos or graphic images. Often this is accomplished through accessing a spank bank or mental storehouse of sexual, or soon to be sexual memories. It also applies where inadequate visual material (e.g. Sears catalog, high school yearbook, partially scrambled cable porn) is being used as a primer to aid intoxicated masturbation.

My laptop battery died while I was at my parents house so I had to break out the local paper and flip to the girls soccer recap for some imagination masturbation.

by qroberts May 22, 2008

revenge masturbation

Something you do to get over an ex-gf or an ex-crush. That means that during the masturbation session you go 10 times harder and you masturbate angrily.

Friend 1: I fucking hate Sandy she turned me down at the valentine's day dance.

Friend 2: oh I'm so sorry to hear that

Friend 1: ok I'm going to use revenge masturbation to get over her.

Friend 2: dude your fucking sick

Friend 1: How else am I suppose to get over this?

by casportsfan February 17, 2014

facebook masturbation

one engages in the act of 'facebook masturbation' when one decides to 'like' their own status.

'Dude, maybe if I like my own status, I'll start a trend and people will start responding and liking it and I'll finally be POPULAR!'

Michael is partying down lol haha!
Michael likes this status.

Classic facebook masturbation.

by fine_dine_decca September 30, 2009

Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome

1. When the real world hits you like a slap to the face after a fierce masturbation session.

Joe: "I beat off with birthday cake frosting... I hated myself and wanted to die..."

Terry: " Sounds like Post Masturbation Depression Syndrome to me. Don't sweat it, bro. It's normal. But that IS fucked up..."

by mbarfiel February 4, 2010

verbal masturbation

When one speaks for solely the purpose of hearing their own voice.

Sue didn't want to talk with me, she was just practicing verbal masturbation.

by BillG July 17, 2005

Masturbation

Something you don't do when you here your moms footsteps outside your room door!

That is a lot of masturbation

by S E E K n D S T R O Y December 9, 2017