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Someone who refuses to wear a safety mask for selfish reasons during a global pandemic.
My Dad thinks COVID-19 is a hoax & refuses to wear a maskWhat a maskhole!
by stxnthamix July 20, 2020
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Guy or Girl from Massachusetts who expresses love by busting your balls. All others bow to them because they're jealous of their ruleitude. They talk fast, walk fast, drive fast, think fast and no one gets their sense of humor because it is dripping with sarcasm. WE are proud of it, because we know that the rest of the country is too plebeian to understand the complexity of awesome that is us.
YoI'maMassholeGetthefuckouttamywayyacunt!Igotmoreawesomeinmylittlefinger.Westartedthiscountry,bitch!
by KateTheGrate August 13, 2010
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Maskhole

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A Karen who couldn’t give a single flying fadoodle that we’re in the middle of a pandemic and that we have to keep ourselves and others safe, and instead thinks they can declare independence from wearing a mask. Newsflash: nowhere on the constitution does it say anything about being allowed to not wear a mask during a pandemic, Karen.
It’s all because of those maskholes that this pandemic is still not over yet.
by Pialinist July 11, 2020
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Random Assholes

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Random Assholes are people who show up to parties uninvited or nobody knows who they are.

Here are some important signs of a random asshole
1. the term random asshole is never used. it is very rare to see a random asshole on his/her own. They travel in herds.
2. Random assholes like to chill or lean against a large wall or open space and look around at people.
3. During winter random assholes will wear a random jacket to a party. No matter how hot it gets at the party the random asshole will not take off the jacket.
4. Random assholes have initiators who branch from the herd and try to socialize with normal people. They usually talk for 5-10 minutes and leave. They return to the herd and continue being random assholes.
this place is filled with random assholes .
by YevYev March 3, 2011
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1.) According to an outsider...

The word Masshole is used to describe someone from Massachusetts who is a bad driver, obnoxious, belligerent, ignorant, arrogant, and rude.

2.) To a MASSHOLE...

It's a word we take with the utmost pride. We consider it a compliment.

We're not bad drivers...it's actually more like efficient aggressiveness. Maybe it pisses you off, but hey we get to where we need to be in a timely manner.

Obnoxious & belligerent? Yes. But this is something we also take with pride. Who cares if I'm dancing on my chair at a Sox game singing 'Sweet Caroline' at the top of my lungs while double fisting 2 beers? I sure as fuck don't...and if you do, then it probably means I'm having more fun than you are.

Ignorant & rude? No. We're just not fake. We don't go out of our way to stop and say, "Hi, how are ya?" to every Tom, Dick, and Harry we pass on the street.

Arrogant? Abso-fuckin-lutely.

**For further information, watch my 'MASSHOLE' video, inspired by this website and all your definitions. Enjoy :)
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We took the kids to the Bruins parade for a nice family fun day in Boston and everyone was drunk, shirtless, and climbing on rooftops before noon time. That's the last time I expose my precious angels to a bunch of Massholes.
by DWowww February 15, 2012
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Do Ants Have Assholes?

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Expression of extreme puzzlement and disbelief at the utter idiocy and incompetence of political leaders who fail to take immediate and effective measures to protect the quality of life and wellbeing of the population.
Yo... The Gulf of Mexico Oil Spill... Do Ants Have Assholes?
by rperazag June 15, 2010
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