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Martina Vinas

An amazing female with well rounded qualities who at times can hurt people and can be a pain, but at the end she can be the best girlfriend possible. Shes a keeper. Self conscious. Always looking sexy and hot. Number 1 choice. Easily lovable.
She reminds me of martina vinas.
by relationships August 16, 2011
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Kwik-E-Martian

An Illegal Alien/Migrant working in a Convenience store or Gas Station, like 7-11 or Burma AM/PM.
In a robbery attempt the Kwik-E-Martian defended his store proudly with an unregistered Sawed-off shotgun, out matching both asailants black painted water pistols.
by rob castro October 11, 2008
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Your Favorite Martian

This a cartoon band created by Ray William Johnson, who is #1 most subscribed on Youtube currently. YFM makes songs that are very funny, catchy, and entertaining. The videos are released every other Wednesday, getting millions of views per song.

These songs are often including other famous youtubers are "guest appearances" and collaborations. The words are mostly written by Ray William Johnson.

YFM is one of the most subscribed channels on youtube, and it deserves every one of those subscribers.
Me: Aw, man. This Your Favorite Martian guy is the s**t.

Hater: You kidding me? It sucks.

*walks away*

Me: Haterz gon hate.
by rwjluvamybrutha August 2, 2011
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Martian Jet Lag

The time delay and confusion attributed to working on Mars when working on Earth time. A day on Mars is 24 hours 37 minutes so the same time on Mars is 37 minutes later every day on Earth.
If it is light on Mars it may be night on Earth so if you are piloting a rover or checking in with your space relatives on a regular basis the schedule could be ruff.
Also, since the Martian day is 37 minutes longer, the same time on Mars is different after every day on Earth. For instance, if you start tele-working on Mars from your home office on Earth at 9 am Mars time every day you would have to wake up about 40 minutes later everyday on Earth to keep your wake up routine regular. Lets say 9 am Mars time is equal to 3 pm Earth time when you start your job. After two weeks on the job you would have to be ready to start work around 3 am since the added 40 minutes everyday would continually shift you schedule later in the day.
by Danunoamor September 7, 2005
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Martinha

Martinha is a name of one of a kind. No one has it. LITERALLY. Martinhas are known for their realistic personality and their not afraid of death, or the concept of dying. Some of them don't even like chocolate!
Person 1: Bruh, she doesn't like chocolate?
Person 2: Yup, that's Martinha to you.

...

Person 1: A MURDERER??? RUN!!!
Martinha: It's fine.
by Tostamista November 2, 2018
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Martinijn

A bastard mf guy, he's annoying he loves playing video games, he likes cuddles and he's so cute at the same time and mostly he's a simp
Defined as "Hi martinijn sorry love you"
by AvaXoxo16 August 6, 2020
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Martian Meteor

When she shoots a ping pong ball out of her pussy at you while on her period.
I went to Stacey's last night and when I came out of the bathroom she hit me with a martian meteor! Fucking gross dude!
by TheRealMajorTom September 4, 2021
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