Mardoche

That one black kid who is fast yet slow and is a pussy when it comes to asking girls out

Don’t be a mardoche, dumbass.

by Thekidjuice999 November 23, 2021

douche masochist

A douche masochist is an unusual douche who actually knows he's a douche but revels in the pummeling he takes because of his douchebag ways.

Sir Dick is a Douche Masochist because he knows he's a douche and goes out of his way to provoke getting shit on for it.

by speedshift September 17, 2014

Food masochist

when u eat food ur body cant handle or eat food that is too spicy/salty/sweet etc but you still eat it bc ! u hate urself anyway and 2 u dont give a shit

"im such a food masochist!!!"

"a what"
"i ate ice cream yesterday but im lactose intolerant so i shat my brains out!!!"

by Transdicky June 22, 2016

Monsieur Maroc

When someone erases their message 2 seconds after sending it because you took too long to reply.

He’s being such a Monsieur Maroc.

by Tiacin March 7, 2021

X-masochist

Someone who continues to subject themselves to Christmas activities -- Secret Santa, carolling, etc. -- despite feeling painfully awkwardness at the event.

Ryan's uncomfortable laughter at the Secret Santa Pot Luck indicated he was an X-masochist.

by Santastic January 8, 2008

masochism

inflicting pain on yourself through self-destruction; helping the person you are half in love with fix relationships with other people.

Dad: Who are you texting? What are you talking about?

Girl: I'm talking to my crush about his girlfriend.

Dad: That's masochism.

by dietcoke13 December 4, 2012

holy masochist

a priest that likes to get beaten like a sorry child

Haily like getting beaten by her holy masochist while Alan watches sinfully (ben and ashley are in the other room turning eachother into negros while eating clamhats and watching MCR<33!!!!11!!!!1!!!)

by TURBONEGRO June 20, 2006