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market spoiler

One who outperforms his/her peers in any situation, in essence, making everyone else look bad. He/she can be the twat in class who always submits a thesis when asked to write a 2-page essay, or the person who turns up to a pot luck party with lobster bisque and crème brûlée while you bring a platter of Jell-o.

Also known as market spoiler
Man #1: My wife and I just came back from a romatic getaway to Paris, where I bought her the most over-priced piece of bag she could find. When we got back to the hotel, we made sweet love all night long with her on top, after which I gave her a 4-hour back and foot massage.

Man #2: Why do you have to be such a market spoiler?
by harriette potter December 16, 2008
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Milk Marketing

When you are jerking off with a random dude at the same time when you two are going to ejaculate you put your penises together and blow your load into each other.
I can't today, i'm going to do my Milk Marketing with Tyler.
by ANDYBOI@))@ November 7, 2018
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crab market

A sustained period in a financial exchange where prices fluctuate but ultimately keep returning to some baseline.

Named for the movement pattern of the crab. It is cursed to shift side to side, never progressing forwards nor retreating backwards.

Contrast bull market and bear market.
Stock up on sleeping pills folks, we're headed into a crab market.
by 1615347771 March 9, 2021
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late to market

when a product is late arriving to the consumer market or delayed.
They finally decide to add that feature when world+dog already has it!
company ABC was 6 months late to market compared to company 123 so lost market share
by zkpilot November 24, 2011
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Vector Marketing

Vector Marketing is considered the sales arm of Alcas Corporation. They have been reported to the Attorney Generals office which is presently reviewing complaints. The entity Vector Marketing has received over 100 employee complaints (exact number not given). It appears they like to target students in particular for jobs.

Vector Marketing is a company that targets students nationwide to sell Cutco kitchen knives with in-home demonstrations. They are encouraged to sell to their family and friends to start out with and are pretty successful in the beginning, since it's easy to sell to people that care about you and feel obligated to help out. But after that they must rely on referrals, which can be difficult since not too many people want to let stangers into their house to get a sales pitch on knife sets that typically cost several hundred dollars.
Vector Marketing has been doing this for years deceiving tens of thousands of young students and a group called Students Against Vector Exploitation (SAVE) is getting together because they are not going to take it anymore.
by Unbiased Man April 23, 2008
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Market Garden

A Team Fortress 2 phrase. Flying in the air crazily and hitting your target with a shovel before you land, after Rocket Jumping. Usually used by Trolldiers.
Didja see that sick market garden on that sniper halfway across the map!
by boi15 December 22, 2017
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stupor market

A phrase that refers to a liquor store, or an area of town known as a good place to score drugs.
Man, I just finished my bottle of Wild Turkey. Better get down to the Stupor Market before it closes.
by Bryan Gilbreath October 30, 2008
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