Being under the influence of alcohol to the point where you can no longer stand up straight, mostly mumble, scream out fraternity chants at the top of your lungs and eventually pass out either on the floor of a bathroom or in a storage closet.
Dude, Mike got totally Markleyed. He fell UP the stairs then slept in the kitchen storage closet. Great night.
by Snarfed July 1, 2009
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(Two people in a car on Interstate 69)
Person 1: Oh look, that water tower is so cute, it's even got a smiley face!
Person 2: Hit the gas! Speed up, that's Markle!
Person 1: Oh shit! I don't wanna get sucked in!
Person 1: Oh look, that water tower is so cute, it's even got a smiley face!
Person 2: Hit the gas! Speed up, that's Markle!
Person 1: Oh shit! I don't wanna get sucked in!
by Jason Clevenger March 27, 2009
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The condition where seeing a pornographic image either in person or on a screen causes the markileptic to instantly fall asleep.
"Damn dude, I walked in on my roommate, and he was passed out at his computer with his dick out while while a youporn video was playing."
"Wow, your roommate must be have Markilepsy."
"Wow, your roommate must be have Markilepsy."
by delathedeligator88 May 14, 2009
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A terrifying vice-like grip usually to be witnessed when an overbearing female wants her quarry to know that he's trapped and will never get away from her.
A lite version of The Markle Claw can be seen when said female is not happy with what her victim is saying and The Markle Claw will press into the victim's flesh whilst she stares at him and smiles with gritted teeth.
A lite version of The Markle Claw can be seen when said female is not happy with what her victim is saying and The Markle Claw will press into the victim's flesh whilst she stares at him and smiles with gritted teeth.
by Ada Shuffle August 16, 2022
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To taunt or abuse verbally
Named after (Angela Markle)
The woman was markeled by her mother in law.
You got yo ass markeled.
The boy received quite the markeling from the schoolyard thugs.
To taunt or abuse verbally
Named after (Angela Markle)
The woman was markeled by her mother in law.
You got yo ass markeled.
The boy received quite the markeling from the schoolyard thugs.
by WortSmyth March 7, 2019
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