pine marten

Pine Martens are the most adorable animals ever to exist on god's green earth. Whenever you see a Pine Marten, all psychological, emotional and physical ailments are cured instantly, and you are afflicted with a desperate desire to pet the subject of your new-found adoration.

Holly: I love pine martens so fucking much! They cured my crippling depression.

by PINEMARTEN808 January 7, 2017

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marlenemckinnonsteponme

in love with marlene mckinnon ( obvs )

“ hey do you know @marlenemckinnonsteponme”

“ duh she’s my favourite mutual ;))”

by marlene.mckinnons.whore September 4, 2021

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Marfsnarf

What you say in the middle of a fight, after you say something really cool that you know they won't have any comebacks for.

Girl 1: HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SLUT! I AM A VIRGIN!

Girl 2: THEN EXPLAIN WHY YOUR PREGNANT YOU SLUT! MARFSNARF!

by jgirlx October 26, 2010

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maraen

A girl who is very cute, smart, and funny. She makes fun of other people at their expense, but does it playfully. Its hard not to have a good time when your with her. Maraen's only fault is her problem with relationships. Her choices in the people she dates is terrible. A good example is the boyfriend she is currently with.

"damn she was really cute and fun, i really thought we got along"

"what happened?"

"she told me she has a boyfriend"

"yeah, that sounds like a maraen"

by non-biasedopinion October 11, 2012

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