Marathon Week

Marathon Week usually takes place during the last week of May, and during marathon week all liquids must contain alcohol. You start drinking once you wake up on the last Monday of May and you cannot drink anything but liquids containing alcohol until the last day of May (unless you have to due to a medical emergency).

You cannot drink ANYTHING that does not have alcohol in it AT ALL! YOU MUST DRINK ALCOHOL TO BE PART OF MARATHON WEEK!

Be warned Marathon Week is not for the weak of liver.

MARATHON WEEK BABY!! TIME TO GET FUUUUCKED UP!

by Brosama Bin Tarden November 11, 2012

marathon luck

In speedrunning marathons, the propensity for things to go unusually wrong.

Speed runner: “Okay, this boss has a 1/64 chance to kill me instantly.”

Boss kills them instantly

Speed runner: “Good thing I made that safety save in case of marathon luck!”

by ajcrites July 16, 2018

Zelda Marathon

One of the coolest and most worthwhile online live-streaming game marathons in the history of online live-streaming game marathons. A group of 7 really cool dudes called Penguins in The Desert Productions host it. The marathon is held to help raise money for Big Brothers Big Sisters of St. Catharines, Ontario.

The second Zelda Marathon will start on December 10, 2010.

by WolfPakTakTiks December 6, 2010

marathon underwear

The act of wearing an undergarment i.e. Underwear, boxers, panties for at least a week but can exceed a month. May also be soiled in some way and or be accompanied by a smell.

I liked the guy until i found out that he is known for his marathon underwear and it's stench.

by some guy1 June 16, 2010

Poop Marathon

When you're pooping for countless periods of time, normally over 30 minutes

All-Day Diarrea

-Yo what you doing tonight?
-Nothing, I'm in the middle of a Poop marathon
-Impressive how long so far?
-2 hours, and only half way done!


-Yo man you ok?
-Nah, i've been struggling with explosive poop marathon all day
-Man, that sucks!

by seniorpoopypants February 19, 2009

running a marathon

to leave a group of people at random times to masturbate, then come back out of breath and play it off like nothing happened

John: "yo tom! where you at?"
5 minutes later
Tom: " sorry man i was running a marathon"

by South Wick September 7, 2010

Toiletsex Marathon

When two friends are running to every toilet in a shopping center to have sex. Usual amount is at least 5.

Theres five toilet booths here, want a Toiletsex Marathon?

by pineapplemoonshinetheoriginal November 14, 2010