blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

(n) Penis; male mammal reproduction organ, also used to expell urine.

He was thumping his blood engorged mayonaise cannon for the majority of the night.

by Meach January 9, 2005

manoney

a small person. usually female. cool as shit, until you piss her off. likes tool. likes zoolander.

everything manoney loves dies.

by amanda hardcore July 18, 2008

Mayonetic

A literal Jar of Mayonaise.

" Mayonetic is a funny youtuber."

by Ok53672 May 22, 2021

Chunky Mayonaise

When a female has a yeast infection and she doesnt tell you so you stick your dick in her anyways, when you pull out you have chunky mayoniase on your dick

ew, bi-atch, u just got some chunky mayonaise of my genitals.

by timber12 November 1, 2010

Anal Mayonnaise

A slimy discharge that comes out of the anus after anal sex

Bernice had to go change her underwear because if was full of anal mayonnaise.

by dstro-y December 14, 2011

Papi Mayonnaise

translation: daddy mayonnaise or sperm.

1. oh yeah give me that papi mayonnaise.

2. "last night was great! He was hitting me from behind and I screamed for his papi mayonnaise."

by Imhornyforhalloween June 18, 2019

Sus mayonnaise

A type of mayonnaise that comes out of people (especially men)

My sister tasted sus mayonnaise and got pregnant

by Chinese goverment April 26, 2021