dried mangoes

1.) Dried mangoes is a slangname for a new type of drugs that is better than weed.

2.) Dried mangoes is a short term for "I don't know".

"Yo! You got those dried mangoes that I asked for?"

"What was the instructions again?'
"Dried mangoes man, I didn't listen to the instructor too."

by stoopids May 31, 2016

mancoed

When a drunk man sneaks into someone else's bed because he was uncomfortable where he was sleeping.

I had dibs on the guest bed, but got mancoed out by some drunk dude.

by Roadhouser January 11, 2011

Manhood department

Anything that has to do with something that manly men have/or do.

Guy 1: Your facial hair isn't growing, you're lacking in the manhood department.
Guy 2: Fuck you, at least I have a big penis, my manhood is all their.

by James7LaxBro December 26, 2011

Man-hoe

A fun and interesting way of saying fuckboy... Typically a young male who thinks it's funny to date 27 girls since 3rd grade. Always rude and makes you feel ugly, even when he dates uglier

Girl: Look! There's Bronson!
Girl 2: OMG, I heard he's dating Melanie this week...
Girl: Wow...
Girl 2: yeah, such a man-hoe

by Goodcupofjo December 15, 2016

Mexican Manhole

The act of fingering somebody’s asshole after getting Dorito dust on your phalanges .

“Hey man, how did your date go last night?”
“It was awesome, I gave her a Mexican Manhole”

by Dunk Master Dewey February 7, 2020

Marhoe

1.) A girl who is very fat, obnoxious, annoying, has horrid muffin tops, and will more than likely try to steal your boyfriend. She can't apply make up and resembles an oompa loompa. She is a compulsive liar and chokes on objects frequently.

Girl: "I can't believe she choked and lied about it. And look at her make up line, it's horrible."
Boy: "No wonder no one likes her, she's a genuine Marhoe."

by Caiit July 6, 2010

Manhole Inspector

A male of a strange persuasion. A man who spends a great deal of time inspecting, to the point of entering, other men's holes, specifically the bumhole.

Don't bare yer arse in front of that geezer over there, he's a bloody manhole inspector. Poofy git!

by Max December 11, 2003