A dead genius billionaire playboy. Or just a real pain up the ### to Captain America. Team Cap oh what that was 3 years ago nevermind.
And I am Iron Man! *Snap*
by NoobMaster69 a.k.a 9 year old August 20, 2019
Get the Iron Man mug.A) a person from the loser social classes who is destined to become great
B) the exact opposite, a person born into wealth and power but destined to lose everything
B) the exact opposite, a person born into wealth and power but destined to lose everything
Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz fit the man in the iron mask definition a), while Jeb Bush would fit definition b).
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I am Iron Man
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves, will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all
Or if he moves, will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
Why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
In the great magnetic field
When he traveled time
For the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again
Planning his vengeance
That he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here
For Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
Fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again
by Death Menace May 16, 2023
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Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN
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Get the iron man mug.having sex with your woman/man while wearing pots, pans, and other various metal accessories so they crash together like a drum, also recommended is using the robotic voice
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