office theft, such as the act of stealing memory and/or other computer parts from your co-workers computers. The lowest form of cube larceny.
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by Maxine<3 April 25, 2019
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by angelad888 August 19, 2018
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by Post Malowen October 30, 2018
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Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.
Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.
The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."
Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.
Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.
The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."
Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
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A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
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