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marlow

office theft, such as the act of stealing memory and/or other computer parts from your co-workers computers. The lowest form of cube larceny.
Shit, my computer was marlowed. Somebody swiped my memory.
by RayJr February 3, 2006
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Marlowe

A dumb bitch who is shady, disrespectful, and a horrible friend. She has a fit and cusses you out when she doesn't get her way. She makes the smallest things the biggest problem. She will talk about you behind your back and then pretend that she never said anything. She makes you pity her and makes you do everyting for her and if you don't do it she threatens you and says rude things. She is mad at anyone who has an ass, tits, and funny personality. She copies everything you do and makes it seem she did it first to get peple to like her. Marlowe makeIf you know a Marlowe,, pack your stuff,, and r u n-
Someone: Who's that?

me: Marlowe-
someone: she seems so nice.
me: Don't trust her.
by Maxine<3 April 25, 2019
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Mallow-minded

Having the mental state of a marshmallow, ie, airheaded, superficial, and concerned with petty things.
"Gosh, Kate is so mallow-minded lately--all she talks about is her boyfriend and her new haircut."
by Violet Clementine October 23, 2008
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Marlowe

The handsomest hipster in the work who is an expert in fine dining and wine and spirits. He also is well versed in multiple languages along with being knowledgeable of other cultures from his time spent living in South Africa, Europe, and the United States.
Marlowe is the handsomest hipster in the world.
by angelad888 August 19, 2018
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by tim September 9, 2003
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Post Malowen

A cool kid named Owen who looks like Post Malone, who doesn't brush his teeth like Post Malone and looks like high all the time.
Friend: Bro that guy Owen looks like Post Malone
Me: Bro lets call him Post Malowen
by Post Malowen October 30, 2018
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Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A mental disorder commonly experienced by mental health professionals wherein an unshakable self-identification of being a giant sugary marshmallow ultimately complicates and disrupts their day-to-day routines.

Puffymallowdysphoria is frequently accompanied by extreme phobias of hot chocolate, fishing hooks, and people who love to make S'mores.

Additionally, sufferers of the disorder are obsessed with sexual fantasies about The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, also known as Mr. Stay-Puft. The fictional character from the Ghostbusters franchise frequently appears to those who acquire puffymallowdysphoria in various BDSM scenarios. Usually as a giant, leather clad, horny marshmallow.

The DSM-5 defines puffymallowdysphoria as a currently untreatable disorder. Citing the reason for no existing form of treatment as, "those who acquire the disorder of puffymallowdysphoria are the mental health professionals responsible for treating puffymallowdysphoria and other related imaginary illnesses."

Puffymallowdysphoria is derived from the Greek words ζαχαρωτό μαρσμέλοου meaning marshmallow and the Dothraki word "δύσφορος (dysphoros), meaning a profound state of unease. In Ewokese the disorder is defined as puffy-mallow-head and is believed to be caused by neurotic thoughts about a persons self importance.
Puffy-mallow-dysphoria

A. Damn! That's the third psychologist I've lost to puffymallowdysphoria.
B. I'll get the graham crackers and chocolate.
by Wittyhandle September 12, 2021
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