Mail order bride

Abroad that was ordered from another country

I personally thanked she's a mail order bride but I can't really say 100%.

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Mail order husband

A mail ordered to be married from a another country

Mail order Husbands ain't in love with you

by 459395 March 28, 2023

mail that beeps

To give or receive a pipebomb via postal

If my neighbor doesn't stop being so loud he's going to get mail that beeps

by that one guy, you know the guy September 11, 2023

mail manipulator

some guy who keeps committing tomfoolery at the post office

man: what the hell??? this was supposed to be delivered a week ago
postal dude: sorry bro but the mail manipulator was at it again

by Bastard_Beni January 14, 2025

Daily Mail

The only brand of toilet paper that, when used, leaves more shit on you than you started with. Also see Daily Heil.

Daily Mail your garden: shit helps plants grow.

by Ken Livingstill February 16, 2005

Sneaker Mail

Delivering an electronic copy by walking from one computer to another, using a disk (archaic) or a thumb drive.

Ethelbert copied the term paper to his thumb drive, walked to the Profesor's office while wearing his new sneakers, and delivered the file using sneaker mail to the Professor's computer because the Prof did not know how to use e-mail and snail mail is too slow.

by CableHills December 22, 2006

Chain Mail

Chain mail is when someone sends you a message telling you to pass it on to someone else in your contacts but they add stuff like resend this and become rich or if you do not send this to 15 contacts you will die, although they are fake some of them creep you out.

(Chain mail)

"Did you get that chain mail I sent you?"

by RadioGum May 22, 2017