junk magnet

Slang term used to describe a hoarder who compulsively amasses a worthless shit heap.

There is no garbage that can escape the gravitational pull of that junk magnet!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019

Mallet Head

A person with an extreamly large head that is shaped like a rectangle or square. Can often be mistaken for a large mallet that is used to tenderise meat. These people will always be the social retard of every event they attend. They don't understand the concept of socialicing. If insulted they will often question you about it the next day on MSN or AIM.

Man 1: Why is the sun actually hitting my face today?
Man 2: It's because Eric and his mallet head are missing today

by Chesstastic July 31, 2007

sausage magnet

Adrieanna from the Sapranos.

Frank: "I watched the Sapraons last night just to see Adreannia."

Ted: "WOW! Me too she is such a sausage magnet.

by pfc. snowball September 26, 2009

MagnetiX

1. Person with a big penis.
2. Electrically charged;sexually charged.

That person is a real MagnetiX!

My boyfriend has a magnetix!

by Dipset May 13, 2005

Maglite

A metal torch used commonly by police to beat small ethnic minorities who ride trains and who are just asking for trouble. Also used by security services as their 499mm length does not classify them as a baton.

That boy over there deserves a maglite beating.

by Raiks September 26, 2004

Magneto

was right

Magneto was right.

by megafest7 March 21, 2010

Mahlet

Mahlets are friendly, charming, and kind. They get along with almost anyone and know how to bring people together. When faced with important matters, Mahlets know how to pull themselves together. They are wild, crazy, and full of energy. Mahlets are intuitive and wise, they understand the world more than most. Their energy is contagious and people love to be around them.

I wish I was more like Mahlet

by Happydaysarealwayshere123 June 1, 2018