Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020

Marysexual

A person who is attracted to Mary Saotome from kakegurui

-Hey,have you seen how saotome looks?
-yes bro shes hot af,Im marysexual

by Kakegurui sexual facts December 2, 2020

Marysexual

Mary sexual is when someone have crush on mary saotome from kakegurui

Im watching kakegurui and im inlove wiyh mary
Youre Marysexual

by Kakegurui sexual facts December 2, 2020

Maiasexual

A person who loves Maia Mitchell.

Girl 1: Omg I love Maia Mitchell so much!!
Girl 2: That means you’re Maiasexual!

by watermelonlover January 1, 2021

malusexual

If you like both Luigi and Mario. (Like bisexual)

Dude I'm Malusexual! I'd totally fuck both Mario AND Luigi!

by KaiTheFuckingEnby February 18, 2021

mogosexual

When you invite everyone and anyone to stay over for the night for the sole intent to wake them up in the middle of the night for useless banter.

Morgan: “wake up focktard! Let’s watch borat!”

Paul: “focktard, it’s 4:30am, your so mogosexual”
Morgab: “I KNOW”

by Paul the time July 9, 2021

Marrisexual

Marrisexual is a sexuality to where you are only attracted to one person.
Ex. You are only attracted to the person you are with, no one compares in contrast.

I'm sorry, I'm marrisexual.

by Serf Sim October 28, 2021