Shit Magnet

Used in EMS and ER settings. Things are rolling along smoothly until a certain person arrives, then all the weird calls start or we get extremely busy. That person is the Shit Magnet. Most Shit Magnets already are aware of their condition to attract
problems for everyone or the entire department or crew.

Better be ready to work. So and SO will be here shortly and they are a real crap Shit Magnet.

by RSQYOU May 23, 2012

Cock Magnet

A person who attracts other people's penises

When somebody's penis feels gravitation towards somebody/something

**Mark is walking down the hallway when suddenly he feels his penis pull his whole body towards Lucas as if there was some kind of magnetic gravitation**

Mark & Lucas: "What the fuck??"
Mark: "You are such a cock magnet, Lucas."
Lucas: "No, YOU are the cock magnet, Mark!"

by Cock Commando January 15, 2009

poon magnet

1. An object or creature thats helps the owner to get laid

2. A giant magnet that attracts vaginas

He used the poon magnet (dolphin), to get laid.

The poon magnet immediately dropped her pants.

Men bring poon magnets to help them score chicks.

Dolphins are bigger poon magnets then cars.

by prokevinmusic February 19, 2008

Virgin Magnet

The ability of absorbing virgins for dating, and after a while learning that the person does not like to lose her(sometimes his) virginity before getting married.

dude 1: hey, did you finally do it with her last night?

dude 2: don't you know I'm a virgin magnet?! She said she's virgin, and won't lose it any soon.

by plutopluto March 27, 2010

Monster Magnet

One of the most well known bands of the "Stoner rock" with Jim Baglino on Bass Guitar, Phil Caivano on Rhythm Guitar, Ed Mundell on Lead Guitar, Bob Pantella on Drums and Dave Wyndorf on Vocals & Guitar. Arguably one of the best bands in the Stoner Rock category. Their most well known songs are "Heads Explode" and "Spacelord". Their style ranges from fast paced guitaring and frantic lyrics to slow, grinding music with vocals to match.

This is how we go about it, on making your heads explode

by Michael October 3, 2004

buy mugs tshirts and magnets

1.What urban dictionary trys to sell you every time you look at a word.

2.The thing that's above this definition.

3.Something that you wouldn't click on.

Bob searches MOAR on urban dictionary.
He reads "buy MOAR mugs, tshirts and magnets."
He is now confused, and so are you.

buy mugs tshirts and magnets

by 1337MuffinMasta February 5, 2010

bullet magnet

Anything or anyone that is prone to draw gunfire/trouble on their position.

1. Christ, this vehicle is a friggin' bullet magnet in this area.

2. Steve needs to keep his mouth shut, he is a bullet magnet.

by leadthrower August 28, 2006