Mateus Costa de Paiva

He is the best person in bed, and he is a god ate fucking industry! He is also known as BigPaiva and PaivaDelas!

Mateus Costa de Paiva has a huge dick!

by FuckUMqster November 25, 2021

Mateusz Wierzbicki

Greatest NFT trader of all time, unfortunately because he's such a great trader he has a small weiner. Loves buying cryptos when they are high and sells low. He loves Jews and the gays.

Did you see that jew and gay living nft trader?
Yeah he's such a Mateusz Wierzbicki

by Bidet69420 November 26, 2021

makeusreal

A group of slow, retarded & ugly mfs trynna change the world before changing the rate of getting bitches.

Yo you heard Jacob got into that one group “makeusreal”?

by esp4rza December 24, 2021

Mateusz

A name that is exclusively reserved for mentally challenged people with fluctuating sense of sexuality, ethics and direction. One must be very careful around a Mateusz, because a Mateusz is a symbiote that needs another vessel to feed off. If Marvel's Venom doesn't scare you, a Mateusz definitely will.

Fun fact. They are severely drawn to cock.

"Oh excuse me, sir. What is that thing stuck on your shoulder?" The sir: "Oh dear God, it appears I've been infected with Mateusziosis. Thanks for pointing it out"

by Mateusz' friend February 26, 2022

Mateusz

A really nice guy from poland, likes to play volleyball and is really fukkin sexy. He is usually very good at pleasing others

Person 1: did u see Mateusz yesterday???

Person 2: yeah omg hes so hawt!!

by Miooa March 21, 2022

Madesha

A dumbass who has no upper lip but it’s funny

Damn that bitch is such a madesha

by Mind ya neck April 29, 2022

Madels

Mad-(lev)els of ultra focus in reaching a goal. Succes is the only outcome.

When you find out where your hit and run perpetrator lives and you knock on his door to claim compensation for your broken earrings. "I just went full Madels on his ass".

by ItsmePP July 27, 2022