Port Mackerel

The act of defecating inside the vagina of a menstruating woman, which gives the turd a red hue. Expel it from the vagina afterwards and if it is in tact, you have yourself a port mackerel, also known as, a turd covered in tomato sauce.

Baby you make me so horny, I want to give you a port mackerel.

by GunaDK July 3, 2015

Mackeral Fart

A gasous odor omitting from either a human or dog's anus that combines the smell of typical anal glands, with the raunchous smell of a bloody mackeral laid out for days in the back of a boat.

Damn, have you been by Merle's office recently? Makes me want to puke on a mackeral every time I walk by. That guy is laying mackeral farts down left and right.

by Bling, The Original February 12, 2008

up to the makers name

when describing the depth of penertration one achieves when ploughing a clowns pocketof an evening.

Fuck me Kenneth i ragged her so deep last night i was up to the makers name.

by keith length August 14, 2006

Mayhem Makers

Mayhem Makers is a RuneScape clan of PUSSIES. They like to Teleport out of the wilderness in fights. Ever find yourself in Mayhem Makers, start slitting your wrists.

"Mayhem Makers are teletubbies" ...

by JamesTerrenceBarnard December 28, 2007

Makersplain

You just made something awesome. You share it with a fellow maker. They proceed to tell you why you should have used different parts, coded in a different language, and if you'd just asked, they would have saved you a lot of time. Its mansplaining - but for makers.

"I was proud of the new thing I made, but Bill told me I did it all wrong. He would have used python on a Raspberry Pi."
"Ignore Bill, he makersplains everyone - he thinks he's being helpful, even though he's not."

by digitalman2112 October 14, 2016

Mackensi

She is a total bitch when you first meet her. She has a dark ass sense of humor and will fuck your shit up if you need with her family or friends. She is usually short add but can give blue balls to any guy with her sexiness. She is very pretty, funny, and over all a chill ass person

Bro 1:Woah is that mackensi?
Bro : hell yeah it is, ain't she awesome. I would smashhh

by Kahsk May 1, 2019

mackeriety

The commitment of mass arsen of persons from the age of 67-68 in the month of april on the 17th and 18th day.

Last April I was charged with mackeriety.

by Cullen Thomas April 22, 2022