MAN

MAN: A CREDIT STEALER,VEIN,SELFISH,SCUMBAG,HATER,BITTER,EVIL,CONNIVING,LIAR,REVENGEFUL,DEFENSIVE,BIG,EATER,FRIDGE INHALER,EATS EVERYTHING,COMPLAINS ABOUT YOUR FIGURE,COMPLAINS ABOUT YOUR BOTOX,EVIL,BASTARD,DIES BEFORE YOU BUT YOU HAVE TO WAIT 40 YEARS..AND ON A MAN BUDGET WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE.

MEN STEAL THE WORKPLACE,LIE ABOUT EVERYTHING,IF FOUND OUT GET SERIOUSLY FIRED FOR THEIR GAMES,AND PUT MORE ENERGY INTO THEIR STUPID ASS GAMES THEN WORK.
TRY TO PUSH WOMEN OUT WHEN THEY ARE ON MATERNITY LEAVE..MANIPULATIVE JERK OFFS

DO NOT TRUST A MAN.

A MAN WILL AGE YOU BEYOND BELIEF.

THEY SMELL BAD.

CHEAP DEODRANT.

ROUGH SKIN.

BAD ATTITUDES.

PATHOLOGICAL LIARS.

EVIL.

BALLS.

MAN by LIARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR October 23, 2010

Man

Man; doesn't appreciate how delicate a woman is..talks about porn..violent porn and wants to beat you down and push all your buttons until your whole face is a pile of wrinkles resembling that of a testicle..

I CHOOSE LIFE I CHOOSE BOTOX AND FUCK YOU ALL TO HELL!

Men can be mean and vain and think they are great..most cannot even do their jobs as well as the average woman and they KNOW IT TOO..Women are more eager to please and get the job done with a smile..Far better and less agressive collegues who can always be counted on to sort a man size mess..

Man by NASTYVIOLENTPORNHOLICS October 23, 2010

MAN

MAN: AGEING PRODUCT ..DO NOT USE UNLESS YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE AN AGED SLUT BEFORE YOUR TIME..

WISDOM TEETH WILL FALL OUT..

HAIR WILL GROW IN FUNNY PLACES DUE TO MALNUTRITION AND BEATINGS

MAN = THE WORST CREATION ON EARTH.

MAN by thatmaintenancechicka October 23, 2010

man

1) Male
2) General term for humans (See Mankind)
3) Exclamation of disbelief.

1) That man over there rode in my motor vehicle
2) God created Man, Man created DOOM.
3) Aww, man! What a clusterfuck!

man by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

man

A creature that at times can be wonderful and others a pain in the ass. Most varieties come with assorted size and colored penises. Useful in the reproduction of new beings. Handy around the house when something needs fixing and is always there to fulfill sexual needs and desires. :-)

What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man... mmmm

man by Mjeezy August 8, 2003

Man

A blind idiot who likes himself too much.

- Her boyfriend knows the problem, but he doesn't want to understand what he's done wrong. He's oblivious to her feelings and writes them off as unimportant.
* So, you're saying he's a random human male, a man.

Man by Fairy_Dust_244 January 20, 2017

Man

A Elder boy who should take care of everything of his or what he loves

I wish i was a man.

Man by The#Negroes May 14, 2017