Mjeezy's definitions

man

A creature that at times can be wonderful and others a pain in the ass. Most varieties come with assorted size and colored penises. Useful in the reproduction of new beings. Handy around the house when something needs fixing and is always there to fulfill sexual needs and desires. :-)

What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man... mmmm

by Mjeezy August 8, 2003

dudepush

Another term for "football."

1: "Hey, who won that crazy game of dudepush?"
2: "The Giants."

by mjeezy March 13, 2012