mutual respect

when your love towards someone is so hard and timeless that you decide to replace the word "love" with "mutual respect". Or when you're forced to hide your love and you use "mutual respect" as an explanation of the feelings you have towards the being you fell for.

Louis and Harry look like a married couple in the 2012 Paris interview on Valentine's day, maybe that's the reason why Louis was forced to say that there's mutual respect between him and Harry, instead of saying there's love between him and Harry.

Louis and Harry mutually respect each other.

Harry: Louis is a reallt good boyfriend, he treats me with mutual respect.

by niallvran (follow on twitter) March 10, 2019

Cock Mute

The ability to make all sexual desire disappear via a thought or some mechanism. Analogous to the mute button on a TV remote control. One may compare the cock mute state to the moments after ejaculation where the mind is free of all sexual desire. The ability to harness such a tool would be potentially lucrative, making you one of the most productive men in the world unencumbered by sexuality.

I was trying to bang my girlfriend when my dog accidentally sat on my cock mute button. I got up and mowed the lawn.

by SleeplessInSyracuse August 20, 2013

mutahard

A phrase said when a YouTuber known as, "SomeOrdinaryGamers," or, "Mutahar," gives a commenter an erection. It is also said when Mutahar creates a high quality video.

Commenter: "Papa Mutah makes me so Mutahard. He is a literal god."
Replied: "I'm sick of the same annoying jokes having nothing to do with the video."

by Nobody will see the above ^^^. April 25, 2017

Selective mutism

A "rare" anxiety disorder that typically starts in childhood. It's main trait is being mute in public. But this trait can extend to nonverbal communication as well. Basically social anxiety on drugs.

Child: *has selective mutism*
Parents: Our kid is rude for not talking in public so instead of taking them to therapy let's leave them like this and continue to be upset at them because it must be a choice cause children LOVE not having friends! Lol!

by VioletThePurple April 14, 2021

Mutual Respect

Code for an 8 year loving relationship, including a lot of fuckery and possibly secret marriage.

Contrary to Dan Wattpad's beliefs, Harry and Louis have mutual respect for eachother.

by Procrastination 101 March 10, 2019

Muthafucker

Like Asshole, Bastard, Bitch, badly, Bigtimest

OMG~that bitch is Truly a Muthafucker to the max!!

by Starchylde December 30, 2014

mute-worthy

Celebrities that are easy on the eyes but hell on ones ears. This makes them worth watching the TV on mute.

"That Pussycat Dolls song sucks. Change it"
"Yeah but they're totally mute-worthy"

by Bamhonkey January 27, 2006