Mortized

The word one would use to describe a night of wine drinking, including beer and shots until the sun rises. This could also include a sharpie and half naked bodies. This is usually something that happens with two people of the opposite sex. Morning breakfast with beer, and bloody mary's, bandanas, and mall photo booths are also some activities to look forward to. The evening may possibly end with a game of basketball.

These past two days were soooo Mortized, but they were the most fun I have ever had!

by Aquanet February 24, 2009

Morticious

Dark and dreary like.

That guy creeping around Baby GAP with no baby is quite morticious.

by Lance M. Snyder February 10, 2010

Twitter Mortis

When rumors hit Twitter about someone's death--except that the person is alive and well.

Tweet 1: RIP, Eddie Murphy.

Tweet 2: He's not really dead, it's just Twitter Mortis.

by An Aries January 19, 2011

Ringer Mortis

What an old bastard has as a ring tone. Usually Moon River or Patsy Cline.

Did you hear the ringer mortis coming from Tim's phone? That shit's OOOLD!

by Demised May 5, 2011

Quentiam Mortuis Syndrome

Quentiam Mortuis Syndrome is a disease that affects the brain. Quentiam Mortuis Syndrome is the disease that makes the modern human species use a meme that has officially passed away after it's death. The name comes from the Latin translation of "Dead Meme"

"I'm sorry, but your son has Quentiam Mortuis Syndrome after he dabbed at 5:00 PM yesterday"

by We Are All Stupid January 8, 2019

mortician

Noise

I like the band Mortician.

by METAL October 18, 2003

Rigor Mortis

-noun
a common side effect of smoking high quality marijuana. the main symptom is loss of body control, which the brain interprets as muscle paralysis or muscle stiffening. there are two known cures: a body part must be moved/touched/pushed by an outside force, or mentally overcoming the effect with meditation.

Carl: Dude this is good weed.

Greg: I know, I can't move.

Carl: You got the Rigor Mortis!

Greg: Dude, touch me. I'm stuck!

Carl: Haha no I'm gonna go upstairs and steal your parents' personal items.

Greg: What the fuck?

by Sheet Man November 29, 2010