the monster

haveing a S.T.D. useally AIDS. but can be used for any STD. any deses that you can ceatch from a person.

I was going to monster up on that girl, but she looks like she has (the monster).

by joey styles March 07, 2006

monster

The ugliest fatest fucking girl alive and one that has the biggest/nicest boobs I have ever seen. But luckily she cleans up well.

Steven and Monster should go have ganex with each other.

by Monster hater February 22, 2005

Monster

An energy drink that tastes like shit, but 95% of teenagers think it's cool to drink and collect the tabs. Honestly, it's not even good. Don't think you're hardcore for drinking it, don't think it's cool. People usually drink them so they'll have "energy", or to get hyper. Afterwards you crash.
Monster sucks.
Along with Monster, we also have RockStar, Full Throttle, Lost, Red Bull, BooKoo.

Boy 1 : Monster's my favorite energy drink.
Boy 2 : Monster's terrible dude, it's so poser.

by sayrah go rawhrr February 10, 2008

Monster

a girl/guy that is acting crazy or wild, similiar to a monster

someone you are dating

He was such a monster, running around the party like a lunatic asking every girl for her number.

by Joy Gendzel February 10, 2005

monster

The nickname of former CART-champ and current F1 racer, Juan Pablo Montoya.

Monster just ran into Schumey for the umteenth time!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 04, 2003

monstered

To be beaten severely

Max: I got a pair of 4s
Terminator: Full house
Merlin: MONSTERED!

by Bot_40 July 07, 2003

The Monster

In the heat of the moment while having sex, a man may lose control and start growling like a wild animal. He may or may not remember doing this in the morning.

1) When Karl was annihilating her insides he began to growl, "MMMMM....MMMM....MONNNNNN..........MONSTERRRRRRRR!!!!!"

2) me: hey karl i heard you gave her the monster last night!

Karl: i don't remember anything

by pappertapper August 21, 2010