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An alternative spelling of monkey, which is pronounced exactly the same. Often used online as an endearing comparison to humans.
example: reject humanity, return to monke.
opposite: reject humanity, evolve to crab.
monke by YEETImRussian420 April 29, 2021
A term used after a handful of trading around images suggesting slavery, first starting with "Reject Modernism - Return to Tradition." Some non-racists decided that they would mock this and use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monkey." This was then used by more and more people until somebody (or a lot of people) managed to misspell it. "Return to Monke" has now been used more, but it changed further to "Reject Humanity - Return to Monke." some still use "Reject Modernism - Return to Monke" today. It has grown more wholesome in its transformation as well.
"I hate how children nowadays need so much"
"reject humanity, return to monke. (in this context there would be an image of a monkey cuddling with its children)"
monke by DoomyGoomy May 12, 2021
MONKE REFERS TO A MONKE THAT IS MORE SWAG THAN A NORMAL MONKEY
CONCRETE: "MONKE"
MONKE by HBFUHBECVHBVUCB May 13, 2021
Monke is a great species that should have been brung back, sadly god made them extinct. but there is still some hope for epic gamer monke that 99% of their species were life good! To return to monke and reject humanity use the steps below!
To reject humanity return to Monke use these simple steps!:

Step 1: You need a glass of seahorse milk. Make sure you have some! Then drink it

Step 2: Do cock and ball torture for 5 hours per day

Step 3: Get the obamium don't worry, there is many in space

Step 4: Repeat for 3 weeks

Step 5: Jump in the sea and drown

Step 6: You will die and return as monke!
Monke by Arandomstupidperson May 25, 2021
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“Bro that’s such a monke moment
“Monke together stronk”