war mongering

Selling a war to an unsuspecting public.
The seller, often a chickenhawk could be anyone with influence, such as an elected official or a talk radio blowhard, who paints the best possible picture of war, ignores the negative aspects of war, and warns of dire consequences of not going to war. Often war mongering hides behind patriotism and the loyalty of troops to deflect criticism.

By mentioning mushroom clouds, Shrub was war mongering, selling Americans a war by using fear tactics.

The war mongering Rush Limpbag said anyone against going to war was not supporting the troops.

by Joe E. King April 12, 2008

cock monger

One who savors the taste of cock

That girl is such a cock monger.

by Billy Dean December 4, 2002

jiz monger

A proper twat or just a right thunder cunt.

He acted like a right jiz monger last night.

by Ivorbiggen September 19, 2015

Cunt Mugger

A man who interferes with a ladies innocent by nefarious means.

I say, did you hear what Tarr Quinn did to Jessica the other evening? Yes he's a real cunt mugger.

by Topsy Creps December 26, 2018

Stick it like Morgers

A gymnastics/tumbling move that involves a series of backflips, ending in a split without wearing any underwear.

Wow, she can really "stick it like Morgers." It took three people just to peel her off the floor at the gymnastics competition.

by Nasty Netters July 3, 2008

fart monger

one who enjoys the smell of farts and is usually hanging around bad smelling areas.

livio, get out of the bathroom and stop being such a fart monger.

by wolf January 11, 2005

Tit monger

Someone who barders, or hagles TITS. They sell them and try to get better prices.

You frikkin tit monger, your pathetic!

by Niokka September 10, 2006