Meteorologist

A person who gets paid to guess what the weather will be on a daily and weekly basis.

It's raining, but the meteorologist said it would be sunny and 75 for the fourth day in a row.

by Jesse114 January 15, 2019

Mateo

mateo is the type of boy that grows taller than you after being one of the shortest in the class.

He is super nice and friendly and he always knows how to cheer you up. Despite his awkwardness, he makes a good friend and will always take time to listen to you.

Mateo is overall a great guy and will definitely be able to put a smile on your face.

Person 1: haha he’s so awkward it makes me laugh.

Person 2: yeah that’s mateo, he’s a great friend

by uruallysubjecketisnice December 2, 2019

mateo

mateo is the almighty supreme most good looking pimp in the house

person: omg have you seen mateo? hes so hot
other person: obviously hes so fine, its cuz hes a pimp

by nooo-o_o June 22, 2021

Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM)

One who suffers of the eponymous disease.

The subject is always seeking for sun everywhere, even in places that are not commonly affected by this kind of natural phenomena, like Norway, Germany, Canada or the North Pole.
The subject shows a particular hostile reaction to rain and snow, and immediately starts to write status on Facebook to share these strange feelings.
The subject is often born in a Mediterranean zone, but living and working in a foreign land, where the winters are cold or extremely cold.

Example 1)

Normal guy: "Oh yes, it's snowing... what a marvellous landscape!"

Mediterranean Meteoromaniac (MMM): "Oh shit, not again!"

Normal guy: "C'mon pal... we're living in Norway!!!"

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Example 2)

MMM typical Facebook status when it's raining: "It's raining. Shit."

MMM tyipical Facebook status when it's snowing: "Shit. It's snowing."

by Ade1623 December 20, 2010

MMOEO

An acronym meaning, 'making the most of every opportunity'. This is a knockoff of YOLO, and is derived from the Bible (Ephesians 5:16). It essentially means the same thing as YOLO, but, unlike YOLO, it is theologically correct.

Guy 1: "I think I'll just watch TV all night."

Guy 2: "Well I am going bungee jumping with a couple buddies."

Guy 1: "What?! You're going for a bungee this very evening?!"

Guy 2: "MMOEO!"

by Metuzals February 28, 2014

Meteor

When somebody goes to ash a blunt or cigerat, they blow the entire object out of their hands so the object falls to the ground.

Zach created a meteor during the smoke session.

by Jamesey Boy December 21, 2016

Mateo + Christine

A cute ship that everyone agrees on, also usually They turn out to have lots of disagreements between each other.

They usually go to school together

Boy one: " I ship you with Christine"
Boy two: "Ohhhhh Mateo + Christine"
Boy one: "Haha"

by SWEDISH MEATBALLS!(from choir) October 16, 2019