Mincing

When you are holding in a shit thats coming and you are walking somewhere, usually to the toilet.

Look at him mincing over there. OR I was mincing so bad earlier.

by Dread115 October 26, 2020

Arse-mince

The itchy marmite star that occurs from the little grapes that appear after the arse fisting you gave your girlfriend last night.

Hi Shirl....how are you? Not bad but me arse-mince is driving me mad, look!

by The master of mcbaters February 21, 2019

turkey mince

When no one wants you and you feel worthless.

what am I?! TURKEY MINCE?!

by Bitch_Chan November 17, 2015

Minced

Has a lot of money

She is absolutely minced . Loaded .

by Lekser March 09, 2021

Mince pie

Mince pie = legs in the sky

“Love do you fancy a mince pie you dirty bitch”

by 34dd October 30, 2018

Shit-minced

To be extremely inebriated.

Did you see how shit-minced Jeff was?

Ashley and I are getting shit-minced tonight!

by Josoroo August 29, 2022

minced balls

Mincing a mans balls. First get a bow and arrow and CLEANLY shoot some balls off. then get a mincer and mince their balls.

i minced balls of this man

by UBinsaid1 March 10, 2022