Muffler Man

A barber who will trim a girl's muff.

The muffler man helped trim my girlfriend's large muff.

by СукаБлять June 6, 2015

Muffle Puff

When a girl with a hairy vagina sits on her mans face to shut him up and then farts.

My wife gave my a muffle puff last night because I wouldn’t shut up about Brady leaving the Pats

by ZER0D4RK June 19, 2020

Cock Muffled

The sound of someone's voice when attempting to speak with a cock in their mouth. Also the act of muffling through the placement of a cock in a mouth

Example 1:
"Jillian, you better shut your cock hole before I have to cock muffle you"

Example 2:
Look at the camera and say "hi mommy"... (in a cock muffled voice) "hiiii mommy"

by Dan & Thom July 31, 2008

Rainbow Muffler

Gay Anal Sex; Homosexual Buttfuck; When two men do each other!

Robert: Hey Baby, I want to give you a Rainbow Muffler!
Enzo: NO WAY FAG!
Peter: LOL
Roosevelt: I'll take it baby

by RMenke April 25, 2011

Muffler Puppy

refers to a device used to negate the smell of smoke while smoking inside. This could be dryer sheets, a sock, your friends sweatshirt or an empty waterbottle.

Hey! Im about to explode pass me the Muffler Puppy.

by SLATE18 May 9, 2011

muffle pie

When a guy or a girl eats out a female's hairy vagina. this can voluntary or involuntary.

Minerva: Im going to give you a mufffle pie whether you like it or not.

Alex: I had some of her muffle pie last night. ;D

by Teh Evil Doctuh's January 25, 2012

muffless man

Man who gets no muff

Derek gets no muff thusly he is the muffless man.

Do you know the mufflessman? The muffless man, the muffless man? Oh do you know the muffless man? He never gets the vag.

by olleitiv December 20, 2013