Jersey massage

To physically assault someone, either with your fists or with a weapon, such as a baseball bat, pool cue, axe handle or pipe; in simple terms, a beatdown. The "Jersey" part of the phrase is a slang term for the State of New Jersey in the United States. Residents of New Jersey are known for being a bit more "physical" than most Americans when it comes to resolving disputes...

When I walked out of the bar and saw some scumbag pissing on the side of my car, I gave him a Jersey massage that he'll never forget.

by Led Zeppole March 11, 2004

Mass effect 2

The sequel to possibly the most epic game ever. It in it's self will be an legendary game.

DudeREuse I can't wait to play Mass effect 2 it looks soooo awsome!!!

by Theultimategamer January 17, 2010

masashi

Supah japonese kool kid

Jim: Do you want to hang out with Masashi?

Ted: Awwww yeah.

by Supah Kid April 27, 2014

weapons of mass destruction

a general term used to describe nonexistant items. Similiar to the unicorn, Tooth Fairy, Loch Ness Monster or contents of Al Capone's vault.

Iraq has many weapons of mass destruction.

by Colin Bowel September 29, 2003

Mass Debater

A large amount of topics to engage in, by arguing and discussing opposing points.

Lea has to argue with everyone and disagrees with any point that they're trying to make. She is such a mass Debater!

by Rut6124 November 19, 2009

Mass Effect

An (formally) exclusive xbox 360 title published by Microsoft (or EA for PC version) and developed by Bioware. Its an action RPG in which you play a customizable charactor, Commander Shepard.

You can visit masseffect.com to learn about Mass Effect.

by wasabuzza February 17, 2008

Mass Effect

One of the best games ever, putting you in controll of the dashing Commander Shepard. It also lets you have hot, blue, alien sex.

Dude, I just got a blue job in Mass Effect!

by BlueTimePissInYourFaceFunTime April 13, 2010