Malachi

A measurement for a period of time equaling 3 weeks; usually but not always referring to a period of time with or without attending class.

I haven't been to class in a malachi.

by GivinUpTheFight July 16, 2008

Malachi Crunch

Whe a mans head gets in between 2 vaginas and they smash against his head til they both cum

Justin got Malachi Crunched by Melissa and Naomi.

by Justin Urmouth December 28, 2018

Malachi

Malachi is a low down dirty ugly little dick ass bitch. He uses females to have sex and then he turns into a magician and disappears. He is a cheater, a liar, and a deceiver. Dont ever date a malachi

Malachi is so ugly and dirty.

by Bobbybrown543pl December 2, 2019

Malachi

A feral degenerate/feral creature that typically lives in sewage lines. The Malachi has generally not gone through the evolutionary process, and shares instinctual characteristics of Earth's first organisms. The Malachi has thin, spider-like arms, and bulbous eyes, protruding from it's sagging flesh.

"Dayne Francis, why are you dating that Malachi? That's bestiality!"
"I'm attempting to fulfill my ancient urges for the Malachi race."

by MrsDayneFrancis September 3, 2013

Marchitecture

The non-existent system architecture used to sell a high-tech product. Vaporware on a grand scale.

That router is part of Cisco's Marchitecture for mobility.

by Bob Bohica March 15, 2004

malachi

a literal pice of shit no one loves him and never will he is a mistake to mankind and should die in a pit of HELL!!!!

hi malachi

by dfjfjjdsjddkne September 10, 2018

Malachi mamea

Retarded black kid that has a small penis

Hey Malachi Mamea

by Malachi mamea February 6, 2019