Litter Digger

an animal that decides to dig it face through a litter box and or feces of another animal resulting in the litter digger eating the unmentionables

my dogs a "litter digger", i tried to explain where it comes from, but he don't care

by chris loshark May 7, 2008

thirteen letter shit spreader

A humorous name or term of endearment used in reference to a vehicle made by the International Harvester Company (or any of its subsidiaries), said in fun since International was pretty much the best foundry and manufacturer of farm implements.

Scout II driver fueling at station
Fellow driver just exiting store: What year is that thirteen letter shit spreader?
Scout II driver: (smiles) It's a `79
Fellow: Looks pretty good. How's she feelin'?
Scout II driver: I work her enough she doesn't miss the farm. She's still got a while before she's put out to pasture.
Fellow: Well, have a good one. Hope to see you around more often.

by AmerIHCan May 8, 2010

Red letter

Something "red letter" (as in the famous lyric from Aladdin) is something that deserves extra attention.

It originates from when Bibles were printed with the words spoken by Jesus printed in red to stand out from the black.

"Every turn a surprise, every moment red letter"

by sarahbot June 26, 2016

Lottery Ticket Asshole

Lottery Ticket Asshole holds up the entire line at the convenience store, deciding what scratch-off lottery ticket they will waste their unemployment benefits on. They are convinced that their odds of winning improve, depending on what the scratch-off ticket looks like. Therefore they spend an incredible amount of time debating the issue, pissing off everyone else waiting in line. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will even park their fat ass in front of the line, and scratch off the very ticket which they just purchased. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional Lottery Ticket / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You will be waiting in line forever. Sometimes, Lottery Ticket Asshole will leave the store and climb into their Mustang, hence creating the possibility of the dreaded and oh-too-common Lottery Ticket Asshole / Cigarette Asshole / Mustang Asshole combination.

I got caught beinhd Lottery Ticket Asshole today while getting gas and a soda on my way to work. I ended up having to use a sick day because I was 6 hours late.

by mad genius December 5, 2010

Clitty-litter

Residual toliet paper around Clitoris.

When I was performing cunnilingus, I found pink toliet paper aka Clitty-litter.

by Dr. Clit September 22, 2009

chew an apple through a letterbox

somebody with buck teeth

he's got teeth so big he could chew an apple through a letterbox

by quotinglammy February 20, 2009

litterin'

to have done something good, to have responded in a clever fashion, to congradulate oneself or some one else, to state that one has done something well

Bitch, I litterin'!

by Stephanie Carroll May 19, 2004