Lester's Hello

A greeting, usually given to a new female employee at Lester's Clothing Store, in which the male employees bring the new cashier to the basement, surround her in a circle, and ejaculate onto her.

We gave this girl the biggest Lester's Hello I've ever seen. She ran out of the basement screaming and hasn't been back to work since. I can't wait until we get a new cashier.

by Boombabyboom December 29, 2009

Moe Lester

personification of a child molester

My teacher told me to have some extra lessons with him next week. I'm already terribly scared of Professor Moe Lester.

by Emu Lgator March 15, 2004

Phil lester

Someone who should name his child mal.

Mal-lester

Get it yet??

"Hey, that's Phil Lester's son, Mal-lester *entire population begins laughing*"

by Humpayy May 10, 2018

luser

luser /loo'zr/ n. common A user; esp. one who is also a loser. ( luser and loser are pronounced identically.) This word was coined around 1975 at MIT. Under ITS, when you first walked up to a terminal at MIT and typed Control-Z to get the computer's attention, it printed out some status information, including how many people were already using the computer; it might print "14 users", for example. Someone thought it would be a great joke to patch the system to print "14 losers" instead. There ensued a great controversy, as some of the users didn't particularly want to be called losers to their faces every time they used the computer. For a while several hackers struggled covertly, each changing the message behind the back of the others; any time you logged into the computer it was even money whether it would say "users" or "losers". Finally, someone tried the compromise "lusers", and it stuck. Later one of the ITS machines supported luser as a request-for-help command. ITS died the death in mid-1990, except as a museum piece; the usage lives on, however, and the term `luser' is often seen in program comments and on Usenet.

That guy is a luser

by ROCK November 20, 2003

losterpop

A word to show disagreement; mainly a synonym for bullshit

Derek- I won that game fair and square.
Tyler- Thats losterpop!

by Tyler Feddersen April 4, 2006

lusers

Losers+Users. Originates from MIT. On their old mainframe systems, when you turned on a terminal it would say something like "57 users online". Someone hacked it to "losers", and someone hacked again to "lusers".

Welcome to the Network. 207 lusers online.
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Username:________

by yu suk November 15, 2003

Lussert

Similar to brunch but lunch & dessert in the same meal.

Lets meet for lussert on Sunday.

by JWF68 September 21, 2016