turdy lurdy

1. Can be used as an insult to describe annoying person.
2. Can be used when joking around with friends.

1: Gosh Melissa is such a dang turdy lurdy.
2: Bob: Mike, you are such a turdy lurdy.

Mike: Your mom is a turdy lurdy.

by whale language July 17, 2010

Ass Lure

A small worm-like hemorrhoid named for it's resemblance to the "lure" used by anglerfish to catch their prey.

I wanted to put a finger in her can but their was an ass lure guarding the entrance

by Pola Pe'a September 20, 2012

Cream WAP Lure

A woman who waits in the woods with her creamy WAP exposed to lure eligible bachelors to their untimely demise.

"Damn bro, did you hear about Terry? I heard that bitch from 6th street got him with her cream WAP lure. We better pour one out for the homie."

by Quiet Swami December 30, 2020

Laredo

A small city that was ranked 2nd on Men's Digest "Most Ignorant Cities" survey

I moved from San Antonio to Laredo, it should be nuked or given to Mexico.

by Stephen Ramirez June 15, 2005

Laredo

A town which separated when the Texans made Texas a country, the Republic of Texas. However, Laredoans who didn't want to leave Mexico went just south of Laredo's river and formed a new city, Nuevo Laredo (New Laredo)

I live in Laredo, it's a badass place.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

lubed

To be hit with lubrication from a male that is in the act of masturbation. Usually lotion, sometimes spit.

"AWW MAN I GOT LUBED!"

by Brad5o5 February 1, 2009

Skank Lure

Any type of cheezy, cheap, or otherwise distasteful item used to corral up lower class birds.

Dude X: Man I am feeling that Great White, Limp Bizkit vibe tonight!

Dude Y: Me too, I'll drive the Trans Am, can I borrow your mesh tank top?

Dude X: Hells yeah! I am going to break out my $ chain and fake Rolex!

Dude Y: You think Sharon and Sharla will be at the club?

Dude X: If they are we are so money, they can smell Skank Lure from a mile away.

by So Faaannny August 4, 2007