lumberjack

lumberjacking is the act of taking your penis and slapping it across someone's face when they are or arent sleeping
wow dude u got lumberjacked so hard when u were sleeping that there is a red mark across your face
by Tyler Faust March 17, 2005
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lumberjack

derived from the shocker instead of two fingers inserted into the females vagina and one finger inserted into the anus the lumberjack is taken to a bigger extreme. take one fist and stick it in the females vagina and stick your other fist into the females anus while you thrust one fist in the other fist is thrusting outward making a seesaw motion with your fists in the females orphuses.
by Neddles October 30, 2008
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lumberjacking

Having sex with your aunt while she is dressed as a lumberjack
I started lumberjacking my Aunt Mildred from the age of 16. It's probably when my problems started
by KMCno9 September 14, 2008
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Lumberjack

A guy with a great beard, kind of like a sexier version of Zach Galifianakis. You most often see some one like a Lumberjack wearing flannel or a bulky outdoorsy jacket. He probably loves camping and is always very warm when you're snuggled up or sitting near him. He has a great laugh and keeps up his beard to perfection. A lumber jack often wont let on his great laid back personality until he knows someone on another level. Lumberjack's are some of the few guys that look amazing with a beard, and who can easily rock flannel. A lumberjack is definitely an overall great guy....with a beard.
"Wow he's really rocking that beard, what a hot lumberjack"
by Lumberjill21 January 22, 2012
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lumberjack mac

(N) A female of odd sorts; A little heavy on the top, but a little light on the bottom. Loves to ride four wheelers, usually with blonde headed rugrats in tow-- to and from hauling various types of wood. Wood as in oak, cedar, pallets, or any dick that is available <1mile from her residence. Hobbies include, but are not limited to; weedeating, chopping wood, rawdawgin' Blevins, or fucking a host of kin and work times are from 10 a.m to 2 p.m.
Did you see Lumberjack Mac yesterday? I'm sure she had something negative to say. As she always knows what's right and you are always wrong.
by Kaster Master November 19, 2021
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Sad Lumberjack

A person (generally male) who begrudgingly handles another man's "wood"
Jacob made me his Sad Lumberjack last night.
by Alphasymphonic January 11, 2017
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lumberjack grandslam

Receiving oral sex and having your mom walk in on you.

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Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!
by foayo December 04, 2013
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