banana lube

When inserting an old, soft banana into a females ass, you would find out that it is too soft to fully please her. So then the banana squishes all over her asshole. Then add a little dick insertion, and you have 100% natural banana lube. Fully lubed up for satisfaction.

All girls are guaranteed to love the banana lube. No doubt about it.

by mjackson July 2, 2007

Kloyper Lube

Used to lube the inner part of a of a computer named the 'Kloyper'. It is very important that this part of the machine remains lubed to avoid the system having a mechanical failure. This failure can come in the form of a blue light appearing inside the machine itself.

You need to lube your kloyper there, the severity of this matter can not be convayed through dialogue.

Thats some good value kloyper lube, you got there

by Henry Kennington March 2, 2008

Cum as Lube

When a girls uses another guy's cum as lubricant for giving the second guy either a handjob, titfuck, blowjob or creampie.

Hot wife cuckolds her husband with a big cock stud. The stud cums in her hands. She then rubs the cumload over her hubby's cock using the Cum as Lube to give him a sloppy handjob.

by http://onlycuckold.com April 19, 2018

LUEshi

A fad on LUE that is usually expected to show up at least once and any topic.Especially serious ones or Pr0n links.

"OMG LUEshi?Expected/10

by Hompsar February 18, 2004

poop lube

also known as prison lube

basically being in prison and pulling your cell mate off the crapper midway through pooping, so he's nicely lubed up for gay prison sex

poop ass being used as lubrication for buttsex

Cum on over here. Don't wipe. I want to use your poop lube to stimulate forced gay sex.

You don't mind do you, punk?

by Ass2mouth4life666 October 23, 2009

LUEshi

The best picture of Yoshi and Mario. founded on LUE, board 402 on gamefaqs

LUEshi is teh bestorz!!!??!?!?!1122!!?@21

by jajaka February 7, 2004

LUEser

A member of the GameFAQs message board "Life, the Universe, and Everything", often called LUE for short. Were considered immature and perverts at one point, but are now considerably more grown-up.

"I heard that those LUEsers are still around. I thought all of them would be banned by now."

by AnonymousLUEser December 18, 2007