when everything that is in your life has turned to shit, congratulations! you've won fuck you lottery!
it is the only lottery that you are guaranteed to win.
it is the only lottery that you are guaranteed to win.
jon, just won fuck you lottery yesterday when he wrecked his car, found his girlfriend banging another guy before he was going to announce that he was diagnosed with brain cancer.
(he would of told his parents but they eaten by a bear earlier that morning while camping)
(he would of told his parents but they eaten by a bear earlier that morning while camping)
by _psyco July 30, 2010
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a girl who is naturally gorgeous and looks like an angel. a lottie will never believe that she is pretty, this is partly because a lotties friends are a bit jealous of her and dont like to admit she is stunning.
by kiki1101 January 12, 2011
Get the lottie mug.When Phil Swift was bestowed in this beautiful world, the sky seemed to light up. Rainbows appeared everyone as Phil Swift said his first word...or four words, 'That's A Lotta Damage'. Right after Phil Swift said these four words, the world shook, tornadoes killed millions of people and injured even more, earthquakes made buildings collapsed and the world fell in a dark state. Phil was filled with guilt and wanted to fix everything he destroyed, so he came up with something so magnificent and amazing, it was considered a weapon of the gods. It was called... Flex Seal. It was made out of Phil Swift own blood and sweat. This is what gave Flex Seal, its mighty power. Using this godly weapon, he fixed everything. The buildings and structures. The people who died and were injured. The boat that was sawed in half because of a saw that was flung by a tornado. After he fixed everything he had destroyed, he was finally happy. All the guilt in him before had vanished away. The whole world cheered him name and called him their saviours. Phil felt great but he didn't want this. He didn't want his named to be called. He just wanted to be normal, just a normal person doing normal things. So he use his powers to clear everybody's memory about the disaster, Flex Seal's true power and Phil Swift godly ability. Everybody forgot about him but he was fine, he didn't want people to praise him. This is the story that was created from just four words... 'That's A Lotta Damage'....
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