lyndon love loogie

The act of anal sex between two males; Namely the Giver (Meat) and receiver (Lyndon). The giver conducts the anal enjoyment until ejaculation, whereby he lets fly into his own mouth, while the receiver holds his own buttocks open in a gaping manner. The giver then will play with the "Love Loogie" in his mouth, then slowing let the warm stringy mass leech its way into the receivers opened anus.

Meat pounded Lyndon with such ferocity that he left Lyndon’s hole gaping open and red. Underpants Gnome who was watching with such joy, said; "Give him a Lyndon Love Loogie". Meat did exactly that. He Came into his own Mouth, played with the Jizz and then let it slowly fall into Lyndon awaiting anal cavity.

Lyndon yelled out in joy of the warm mass falling slowly into his goose-pimpled body.

by E-Nigma August 30, 2008

lougeed

When a self appointed and uninformed member of a Facebook Group thinks he or she is an admin replies to a post and lectures people on the rules whether said rules exist or not.

You: 2005 Honda Civic, beige, Kenwood stereo, okay condition, 210K miles. $2,500
Respondent #1: Rule#53 says that charitable posts may only be made on the 8th day of the Sabbath
Respondent#2: Dude, you just got Lougeed!!!
Respondent#1: The admins of this site implied I have the authority to remind people of the rules, now respect my authority

by Mayor John Smart March 20, 2020

loogle

The act of stalking someone online. A cross between "looking" and "Googling."

I met this guy in a bar at the weekend, I think he was a pro basketball player. I'm going to have a loogle of him...

by HammerTyme March 27, 2017

loogie jizz

To cum in her face and it goes up her nose like a loogie

I am going to loogie jizz that hoe
She snorted my jizz up her nose like a loogie

by autoliscious December 17, 2015

Loogen

Some bitch named Rhianon uses this word for everything in the known world.

You fuck up by doing something,

Rhianon : “you’re such a loogen”

by Topher 7000 June 2, 2018

salty loogey

A salty loogey is when a male ejaculates inside of a female's nose, at which point she loogeys the semen and proceeds to swallow it, as opposed to spitting it out.

"Dude, I was giving this girl a salty loogey last night and the bitch spat it back at me! I had half a mind to smack her right then and there."

by Messiah of Love May 31, 2009

Ghost Loogie

When a male ejaculates into the females nostril

Dude I totally surprised that chick with a ghost loogie last night!

by AsslessChaps! July 5, 2010