The Longest Pube

The most annoying or worst person out of a particularly bad group.

I heard that Becky was totally being the longest pube at the eco group meeting yesterday

by The Chodester June 6, 2013

milk logged

When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.

I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.

by inkedblue March 3, 2014

the longest yard

1. An American sports comedy movie from 1974, The Longest Yard, tells the story of an incarcerated former professional American football player who builds a football team from the motley crew of the other prisoners. This team is supposed to play against the guards, who use their position, dirty tricks, and foul play to hinder the prisoners' team. The movie has had many remakes, most notably a 2005 one starring Adam Sandler.

2. A challenge that is greater than expected or reasonable. It comes from the title of the movie, where the prisoners have to not only get better at football, but also overcome inexperience, low confidence, lack of equipment, officers' cowardly attacks, etc. In gridiron football, a team advances score by walking yards until reaching the endzone. Since the prisoners have to deal with much more problems than the opposing teams, these yards are way harder for them to get, i.e., they are "longer," not in size, but in effort.

1. You like football, prison shows and comedy, you should watch The Longest Yard.

2. To overcome addiction and homelessness was the greatest yard in his life.

by fighting_dumb_defs_in_urbandic June 23, 2021

Logged

1) To Fuck Very Aggressively

2) To Have An Immensely Large Penis

1) Chris Logged Kassandra For 3 Days Straight

2) Kassandra's Eyes Widened When She Saw Chris's 12 Foot Log

by The Arbichief April 22, 2008

longest word

The longest word in the English language according to Guinness is FLOCCINAUCINIHILIPILIFICATION. The lung disease one is the longest unnofficial word, cos it's a compound scientific term, and it's possible to make sceintific names stupidly long, like the 1700+ character one, but that's neverbeen in a dictionary.

The longest word entered in a dictionary anywhere is Swedish, and it's NORDOSTERSJOKUSTARTILLERIFLYGSPANINGSSIMULATORANLAGG-
NINGSMATERIELUNDERHALLSUPPFOLJNINGSSYSTEMDISKUSSIONS-
INLAGGSFORBEREDELSEARBETEN, which means "preparatory work on the contribution to the discussion on the maintaining system of support of the material of the aviation survey simulator device within the north-east part of the coast artillery of the Baltic."

Other fun long words - DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFAHRTSELEKTRIZITAETENHAUPTBETRIEBSWERKBAUUNTERBEAMTENGESELLSCHAFT
DIKETIDAKNYAHCASDIVERSIFIKASIELEKTROSTATIKKAN
KINDERCARNIVALSOPTOCHTVOORBEREIDINGSWERKZAAMHEDEN

by BlueMeanieUK January 6, 2004

Longest Log

This is when you take a shit in the morning while you have morning wood, thus making it feel like the shit and wood is connected creating the "Longest Log".

Chris took a massive shit in the morning while he had a hard-on creating the longest log.

by nvrlost817 January 31, 2010

Longdong

A long penis. Not necessarily a complement. Can be used with a nickname.

1) Momo, pull that longdong out of your mouth.

2) Hey, where's Longdong Tom?

by AIDS_Pizza January 9, 2012