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neville longbooty

The biggest farter in the h.p universe, causes earthquakes.
Harry Potter: Ahh!Neville Longbooty strikes again!
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Nevil Longbottomed

The transition for a (most likely make) actor from his dorky teen year to his hottness supreem prime. Like the actor that played nevil longbottom from the popular Harry Potter franchise, Matthew Lewis. Mathew was a cute chubby kid, but evolved into a very dorky teen, like one of those weird second forms of a new generation Pokémon. But low and behold, after the Harry Potter ended, he became so hot that most of us honestly couldn’t even recognize him as Neville anymore.
Example: Remember woody, from the suite life on deck? Yeah we’ll go look him up now, we’ve been nevil longbottomed again boys
by kirika February 5, 2018
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Longboarder

A bias individual who uses/rides a longboard as a means of compensation for their lack of masculinity/ Inflation of one's ego.

To inflate the masculinity/ego, the longboarder will tend to look down on others on the basis of:

- Sexual Oreintation
- Race
- Skateboarding
- Rollerblading
Person 1:Hey want to go do something?

Longboarder: Naw, I am going to go longboard

Person 2: Oh ok, Let's go then.

Longboarder:No gays allowed.

Person 3: Excuse me!? That has nothing to do with longboarding.

Longboarder: we don't accept your kind.

(Longboarder takes off on longboard and is hit by a bus.)
by Carl Dowling October 8, 2009
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longboard

its when someone that can't skateboard gets on a longer skateboard and tries to skateboard. its also for hipsters
dude you longboard? you must be a hipster!
by shadowx March 12, 2014
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Longbox

The most desirable of all Pussy types.
Best served Shaved with Landing Strip Mowhawk
Long slim Vaginal lips Cameltoe
Very tight long slit usually accompanied by long slim legs & fingers
Chiselled facial features also a dead giveaway.
"Wow! With legs like that she's got to have a Longbox!"
by Mr Lennerd July 21, 2008
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longboard

the nickname for my boyfriends/any guy who skates or surfs penis
chris: wanna ride my longboard?

me: shut up
by laurner March 28, 2009
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longboard

a longboard is a 1/4 ounce of weed
How much you holding dawg? I feel like going to smoke some. Man i got something like a longboard at my house
by Edgar Flores January 2, 2005
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