the lithuanian flute

When a male puts a cocky ring on his dick, and a girl grabs a needle and pokes flute like holes at the top of his penis. Then she blows through the urethra while pretending to play the flute and ends only when the male says "lithuania".

Guy 1: my dick hurts
Guy 2: why
Guy 1: me and my girlfriend tried the Lithuanian flute last night, its still bleeding.

by Ryu is Bae February 16, 2018

lithium thirst

A side effect of taking lithium,
a drug usually used to control
bipolar disorder. Characterized by
an extreme need to drink a lot of water
or other nonalcoholic fluid continuously over the course of the day. The afflicted are usually found toting many bottles of water around with them at all times.

Melinda carries around a 4L bottle of
water every day. She must have lithium thirst. Pringles?

by ignor September 14, 2004

Litha

pagan holiday celebrating midsummer and the summer solstice

Get ready to celebrate Litha.

by creatively_pagan March 31, 2020

Lithuanian Dipstick

When you have sex with a woman while she is on her period. You dip your dick in, pull out and sign your name on her forehead in cursive.

I gave my wife a Lithuanian Dipstick last night.

by Talon66 July 3, 2022

Made in Lithuania

Something you should look for on the bottle before taking medications

"Don't take those pills bruh! They're made in Lithuania!"

by sr&dvhss May 24, 2018

LithuaniaMan

A certain diver who likes to flop in big games and score against the mighty Lithuania, Faroe Islands, Malta and of course the powerful mighty Lichtenstein. Not even the mighty Gibraltar is left out. He is also known to be disappearing in the big games and the big moments. And getting carried by his team mates while he goes invisible.

LithuaniaMan is yet again invisible against the big teams. Such a shame he doesn't have Lithuania in the Euro semi finals....

by 6tydfsgrsa September 18, 2020

Lithium

A psychotropic medicine used in the treatment of bipolar affective disorders (BPAD or in lay terms just "bipolar").

Despite being the oldest established drug treatment of bipolar disorders, it remains the most effective. It is effective in all four domains of treating BPAD: Mania treatment, mania relapse prevention, depression treatment and depression relapse prevention.

Side effects include weight gain, acne and diminished thyroid function.

Lithium is extremely toxic in overdose.

No other medication worked, so the doctor prescribed me Lithium. It worked great.

by MrKapper Is Back December 19, 2012