Lightning Rod

Somebody who takes the heat for everybody else. A scapegoat; a boogeyman.

Portnoy: “Some would say you’re the lightning rod. Would you agree?”
Trump: “Sometimes it’s for a purpose.”

by JesusIsKing8 July 27, 2020

Lightning McQueen

When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.

I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.

by Anti fandom freedom fighter. September 6, 2016

Green lightning

When you have the squirts and the color of the liquid is green. Ultimately shooting out of your asshole like lightning and scaring everyone who walks near the toilet after your done.

"Bro did you just see that Green lightning in the taco bell bathroom"

by JonDon November 28, 2012

Brown Lightning

While having luscious butt sex the pitcher electrocutes the catcher with a taser.

Man, I nailed my girl with a dose of brown lightning last night, and she punched me in the face after she regained consciousness.

by Skeet McGee October 16, 2008

lightning kick

1. to kick as if by the speed of lightning, or literally 60,000 meters per second (130,000 mph).
2. a combat move involving quick repeated kicks from a vertically varying leg position, as performed by female character Chun Li in CAPCOM'S Street Fighter series.

Chun Li lightning kicked the $%&! out of Guile in Round One.

by yiddish for dreamer August 22, 2009

force lightning

Also known as sith lightning.
A force power in which the user emits blasts of lightning from their fingertips. Only exhibited by the sith in the movies, don't know about the extended universe. Appears to be actually either low amperage due to the fact that it takes a hell of a long time to kill someone with it, or the jedi are capable of resisting its effects and a normal humanoid being would be killed instantly. Favored by the sith lords darth dooku and darth sideous. darths maul and vader did not exhibit this ability. Maul preferring his two ended dong extension and vader preferring the force choke.

darth sideous is so lame, he uses force lightning too much

by camowolvy May 12, 2011

kit-lightning

Another slang term used for mephedrone.

safe bruv; got any kit-lighting?

Oh man I was well buzzing last night, that kit-lightning really finished me off.

Im going out to score some kit-lightning.

I took so much kit-lightning I ripped off my scrotum!

by andrewthetripod May 20, 2010