lightning-ning

when lightning strikes!

omg its lightning-ning outside!!

by TheRealDictionary January 3, 2009

Lightning McQueen

When you have sex with a girl on her back then you attach a car battery to her nipples shocking her and then cum between her eyes. Then you run as fast as a race car to avoid getting your ass kicked.

I gave that MILFa lightning McQueen last night. She won't be able to breastfeed ever again.

by Anti fandom freedom fighter. September 6, 2016

Green lightning

When you have the squirts and the color of the liquid is green. Ultimately shooting out of your asshole like lightning and scaring everyone who walks near the toilet after your done.

"Bro did you just see that Green lightning in the taco bell bathroom"

by JonDon November 28, 2012

Brown Lightning

While having luscious butt sex the pitcher electrocutes the catcher with a taser.

Man, I nailed my girl with a dose of brown lightning last night, and she punched me in the face after she regained consciousness.

by Skeet McGee October 16, 2008

lightning girl

a random superhero in the lightning squad who has lightning powers and has to put up with fire boi all day

Hi lightning girl

by kayplayzfan2020 November 24, 2020

Lightning mcqueef

When a woman has a quick,unexpected queef.

Jimmy: Did you hear about Sarah in the middle of math class, she queefed super fast it was so unexpected it made me jump.

Bob: No, but that's called having a lightning mcqueef .

by Lololollollololololololollolol June 8, 2017

Lightning Blast

When one or more people are sleeping in a dark room and somebody goes over and starts flicking the lights on and off really fast. Yelling "Lightning Blast!!!" while doing so is optional, but reccommended. A Lightning Blast will temporarily blind and most likely piss off your friends.

"Lightning Blast!!!"
"Aaaahhhhh, fuuuuuck, my eyes!"

by 80esprit December 14, 2008